Luke Jennison 💙💛

Love sport. esp. football & cricket!

Season Ticket holder at @LUFC with my father and son.

Self Employed.

Family and Kids are everything!!

[Dale Johnson @DaleJohnsonBBC]

REVEALED!
Every Premier League VAR and refereeing error this season

🟥 Arsenal escaped 3 red cards and 3 penalties - actually received 0
✅ Gunners & Chelsea benefit from most ref mistakes
❌ Leeds the ONLY club not to gain from a referee or VAR error

👇
https://t.co/qMzDZgXi2H

[Luke Jennison 💙💛 @lukejennison]

@realclintonb PLEASE HELP!!!
You could've forseen this!
Meant to be taking the Mrs to your show Saturday night. Only gone and booked the right place... but the WRONG night!
F**K... add this to everything else I apparently get wrong!
Any chance of help to avoid any ear full?

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Proper challenges… 💪💪

[Luke Jennison 💙💛 @lukejennison]

@JeremyClarkson
Is this Kaleb before the 1st season of @ClarksonsFarm1 aired?
Hadn't seen any of it until 2 wks ago but binge watched all 3 seasons!
Wanting to drive all the way down just visit the farm shop to annoy the planners!
Looking forward to S4!

https://t.co/6QMV2KCoVe

[Luke Jennison 💙💛 @lukejennison]

@JimWhite @talkSPORT

Heard Craig Bellamy is useful with a golf club... just ask John Arne Riise.
⛳️🏌‍♂️

[Luke Jennison 💙💛 @lukejennison]

Heart rate just calming down now... 3 poi ts in the bag and even happier that I can listen again to @TheSquareBall and @Michael_TSB and the boys again now we've won.
Might even get a mug or two on order since I've smashed my Farke mug!
Get on... enjoy recording that podcast lads!

[MOT @lufc1919ER]

#lufc

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Labour Government Health Minister Andrew Gwynne has been sacked for saying he hopes pensioners who don't vote Labour DIE before the next election.

Labour hate the public

[Luke Jennison 💙💛 @lukejennison]

@moosh_tips_007 10 mooshes given out tonight!!! Boom
Go on moosh ❤️💪

[JasyGeorgeybaby MOOSHTIPS @moosh_tips_007]

From my heart ❤️, I know I’ve been acting a right proper div the last 2 days, so I’m gonna ping one of you lot 10 grand tonight!
This is just basically an apology from me, for acting a right proper prick the last 48 hours on ‘X’ I’ve been proper stressed, and mistakenly taken it out on you lot. Repost, like, and the best comment gets 10 large tonight ( 1 million percent ) 👊🏻

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

Lee Anderson asked the Home Office one simple question about illegal migrants on small boats.

They didn't have a clue.

Sir Matthew Rycroft, the useless Home Office permanent sec on the right, earns about £190k p.a and has a £1.7m pension pot paying £103k p.a.

DRAIN THE SWAMP!

[Luke Jennison 💙💛 @lukejennison]

@Eddsyy This is the same referee @FA_PGMOL and Howard Webb are "fast tracking" through to the Premier League.
Standards are just shocking... week after week it is genuinely less than inept.

[Luke Jennison 💙💛 @lukejennison]

@DrDG82 @LufcZovic Thank fuck you don't make actual decisions... stick to champ manager you melt.

[Luke Jennison 💙💛 @lukejennison]

@DBGyt_ @LUFC Trying to go top of the league and the manager "should be under some pressure".

What a melt. Probably a tweet for likes and attention... and I've taken the bait... but ffs get back under that rock and stop... please.

[LUFCDATA @LUFCDATA]

LANDMARK: Leeds have won FIVE consecutive league matches against Middlesbrough for the first time in the club's history. #LUFC

[Luke Jennison 💙💛 @lukejennison]

@LeighNicholson See you there Wednesday night!!
Well... from the East Stand I'll see a person with equipment above the tunnel... but see you there!

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Roy Keane strikes again 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Luke Jennison 💙💛 @lukejennison]

@LeighNicholson
Sat in East Stand... any chance of a birthday wishes when on the mic to my father sat with me (Tony Jennison) @Tonyjenn1960
Going to ER since 1971 and celebrates his 64th birthday today.

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Tax his land, Tax his bed,

Tax the table, At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass!

Tax him all he has, then let him know

That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and when he hollers;

Then tax him more, take all his dollars

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in Which he's laid...

Put these words Upon his tomb:

‘Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax,

It's time to apply Inheritance Tax!

#BudgetDay

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“You don’t get your own Pronouns, that’s grammar that’s language”