Luke Perry

MSU Alum. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

[Kingston Jr @PersonaIData]

Background news banner at the beginning of an apocalypse movie

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Sorry for the delay! I went for a walk and experienced the briefest bit of joy, reminding me that perhaps life does not have to be a prison of decks, emails, and meetings about Q3 Action Plans, which in turn sent me spiraling in existential panic for 3 hours but I’m back now!

[prez @prez373]

tarik skubal averages 1.5 war a month you’ll never be him

[Luke Perry @lukejp33]

Holy hell we might actually have to trade Skubal

[Luke Perry @lukejp33]

Please put me in the Tigers bullpen

[Luke Perry @lukejp33]

@franfraschilla @MSU_Basketball God bless, Fran

[Kat @ollkorrect0]

Asked a guy his hobbies and he said, "I like to dilly dally"

[Moneybagg @MoneybaggMSU]

Fuck it, Shilique Calhoun highlights

[Luke Perry @lukejp33]

If I’m gonna do anything in this life, it’s going to be dedicating my November-April to a Tom Izzo basketball team

[Michigan State Men's Basketball @MSU_Basketball]

Getting better together 🏀

[Jeremy Cohen @TheCohencidence]

"I'm broke"
- Cheap (can't spend)
- Stigmatized for lack of funds
- Have hit rock bottom

"I'm choosing to stay below the first apron"
- Frugal (could spend but won't)
- Revered for financial willpower
- Doing well enough

[just a @F466OT]

Wonder if I should do something with my life or kinda just continue to hang out

[Miami Meade @MilwaukeeMeade]

I got the new college football game and I don’t even coach the games, I just recruit. I’m in these teenagers homes hitting on their moms and eating soul food

[Dirt Man 🦬 @AlbanianGoku]

And we're supposed to believe this guy had a 100 point game

[Meat Factory @lilmeaties]

*scores touchdown and pantomimes smoking a brisket for 18 hours*

[Owen Larkin - 📍Phoenix, AZ @Riverboat_Ross]

The only Big Beautiful Bill I’ll ever care about

[Josh (gameliking) @Gameliking]

Like tell me this isn't insane

[Luke Perry @lukejp33]

Can’t have shit in Detroit

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The U.S. District Attorney’s office is investigating Detroit Pistons guard Malik Beasley on allegations of gambling related to NBA games and prop bets, sources told ESPN. Serious development surrounding one of the top NBA free agents.

[Samuel Jibby, CFA @ACC_Ball_Rules]

NASA just revealed a heaven-like planet where you drink a beer on a boat. They’re calling it Earth.