Luke

Navy vet. Mizzou strategic communications student. Big fan of my wife, my cats, Star Wars, casual gaming, and the Kansas City Chiefs

[Luke @LukeM35]

@Accurazed @Chasen8OU @ayeejuju @OvOBrezzzy Who? DoorDash drivers get 2.75 per deliver before tip and it’s about the same for Uber Eats and GrubHub.

[Luke @LukeM35]

@PulpAdded @Jeff_Street_ @MarkHamill This has nothing to do with the original post or my political opinion I just want you to know there were 10,000 Jedi before order 66 so way more than a few dozen sabers

[nick wright @getnickwright]

FIVE YEARS.

2 MVPS

2 SUPER BOWL MVPS

THE BEST START TO A CAREER WE’VE EVER SEEN.

PATRICK BLEEPING MAHOMES

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Quick check in on Patrick Mahomes’ career playoff stats…

Spoiler Alert: He’s #1 in literally everything.

[BBQ Dom @BBQDom]

Joe Burrow is not a king. This is what it's like to be a king and your name is Patrick Lavon Mahomes II

[Luke @LukeM35]

@fashy @JoeRyland @drmistercody Who starts watching a show that’s part of a franchise without googling a watch order? They deserve to be confused

[Luke @LukeM35]

@calebsdume This is absolutely not true. What you call jam, we call jelly. What you call jelly, we call jell-o and it doesn’t go on a sandwich.

[Paradox Customs @Brparadox]

We are teaming up with @RegimentGG & @CMG_Esports to giveaway a FREE PC!

Winner selected December 2nd.

Enter: https://t.co/dknULMtP4b

[REGIMENT @RegimentGG]

We are teaming up with @CMG_Esports & @Brparadox to giveaway a Gaming PC!

We will be announcing the winner on December 2nd. Good luck!

Enter the giveaway: https://t.co/uzCPAoSVRi

[Luke @LukeM35]

@ArrowheadAddict

[Luke @LukeM35]

@MecoleHardman4 Why didn’t you just turn on one of the other two tv’s right next to it???

[Luke @LukeM35]

@ech0es___ @tmoore_11 @Folksy__ @cheetah I know you are but what am I

[Luke @LukeM35]

12 for the person I want to be and a wife to yell at me when I snooze all of them

[Shyaaam @Shhyaaamm]

I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Hey just as a PSA now that September is starting to wind down

⚠️NOW is the time to start making adjustments to your music listening habits so you don’t look like an absolute loser when the Spotify Wrapped comes out in a few months⚠️

[Luke @LukeM35]

@FenrirsChains @alderaanstars @FilmUpdates The Mandalorian only shares a tone with BOBF and and The Clone Wars only shares a tone with The Bad Batch. Obi-Wan is different, Rebels is different, and Andor definitely looks like it’s gonna be different.

[Luke @LukeM35]

In Italy the dentist smokes outside their office with no shame

[Luke @LukeM35]

@jaybake6 It’s still there though just open Spotify

[Luke @LukeM35]

@francis__adams @jotmanjotman @ChristianRaphiz @Rap Not really. That song has everything that makes Drake my favorite artist so it’s my favorite on the album too. Doesn’t mean I don’t think the rest is good.

[Luke @LukeM35]

@ericlevalley @sabersatdawn @isabellaamidala If he would have jumped out to save Owen, his ability to stay on Tatooine and watch over Luke would be completely gone. If he survived, he would have to go on the run forever. Helping the Jedi could have led to that too. He made the right decisions.