Luke Rodely

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@MikedeWet @rugbyworldcup What else do we expect from an old boys club with elbow patches? They’re not a proper peak sporting body. They cheaped out and didn’t pay Ticketmaster what they should have I bet

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@bec_8888 It sucks hey, been in the queue since it opened and my status bar is like 1/6 of the way

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@elonmusk Nobody needs this

[Tim Ferguson @RealTimFerguson]

Melbourne!
You gotta see DAAS-favourite,
the brilliant next-gen genius, Alex Jae!
in 'Totally Fine if Not'
Be quick, this show will sell out fast!
https://t.co/ynDqp7qR2L

@alexjae1 #comedy

[Dr. Nick Coatsworth @nick_coatsworth]

Hey @pfizer instead of doing press releases about how we all need a 4th dose of COVID 19 vaccine, how about you really surprise us and provide pneumococcal vaccine at cost to all low income nations. Be like Astra. #covid19aus

[Alex Jae @alexjae1]

I work in a Sydney COVID testing clinic. Shit is bonkers right now. We know wait times are insane, we’re in full PPE in 35 degree heat for 12 hours a day. Everything sucks for everyone, but please be nice to the people testing you xx

[Alex Jae @alexjae1]

That’s four in a row thank you so much to everyone coming out to my silly show! Tickets still left for the rest of the run til Sunday ❤️
https://t.co/tvXLgcbUyG

[Alex Jae @alexjae1]

MELBOURNE TAKE 2! Tickets on sale now for my debut solo show at @micomfestival! After the false start that was the entire year of 2020, come see my show and we can deep breathe together 🙏🙏❤️
Tickets https://t.co/tvXLgcbUyG

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@LewiMcKirdy Get better bro!

[KASPAR @iamkasparp]

It's happening. At 3-4:30pm PST a plane will be flying a banner over San Francisco that says

"SUCK MY NUTS ROBINHOOD"

and I slid the pilot some extra $$ to circle right above RobinHood's HQ for a while. Go take some photos, I don't even live there 😂

Here’s the flight path:

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@doctormcdougall My god are you serious?

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@davidrobinson83 @BreakfastNews @mjrowland68 @LisaMillar @Studio10au You do yo thang Robbo! Gonna nail it

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@davidrobinson83 @ABCaustralia She’s beautiful @davidrobinson83!

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@petermckinnon @RogersHelps Do you at least get decent speed when it IS working?

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@doctormcdougall That looks like it needs an eggin

[Moment @moment]

Want a chance to win part of $15k in filmmaking gear? Watch this year’s Moment Invitational finalists and vote for your favorite.

https://t.co/UJQwN3wQ3r

Hurry, voting ends 4/28.

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@JimCarrey are you responsible for this? Haha

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@Johnny_Lieu Wear it as a tutu...

[Luke Rodely @lukerodely]

@Johnny_Lieu Me either! Johnnys not gonna cop it!