waltuh

can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

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an apple core lies
in the trash. take it out! it
goes in the compost

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Just bought flights on my phone instead of my laptop and I feel physically sick

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Nothing is more irritating than two different temperature bulbs in an overhead light fixture

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Somebody ruined Barnum’s Animal crackers, they do not taste the same

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There’s no need for first dates when I can just look at your Discover Weekly

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Pepper really is as cracked up to be as they say

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nvm made it to 6 before bed, everything is okay.

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I drank 4 la croix today, please help

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Put my contacts in so I could find my glasses

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Receiving a letter as a kid used to be so exciting, now it’s just like “ok let’s see what arbitrary amount my health insurance decided not to cover this time”

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My new apt’s bathroom has heat lamps, so I can finally dry off after a shower by basking in their warmth instead of using 20-30 paper towels #sustainabilitygoals

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blown by gentle breeze,
poison oak lining the trail
blesses with soft touch

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@strohbehn145 Psssh what are you, a doctor?

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Do I like coffee or do I just enjoy that part of my day where life just isn’t demanding anything from me yet?

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“drawer” is very satisfying to type on a keyboard

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When I read a book there should be a lil screen that pops up showing me what’s going on, like reverse subtitles

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Shook, disturbed, fearful.
Sounds of rocks tumbling down,
an ant in my ear.

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Packing an extra Annie’s shells and white cheddar in my bag every day in case The Big One hits while I’m at work

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Can’t believe nobody has solved the problem of needing glasses when you need to find your glasses. C’mon it’s 2023

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to their great chagrin,
graduate students seek a
title of “doctor”

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It’s 2023, why don’t socks have pockets yet