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[Teevan༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ @luketeevan]

Lil bit of backstory to this, last night was meant to be a few drinks in spoons with work n within about 2 hours I was rotten, had snook into someone’s wedding and began singing Rock DJ with the band. Hope u had a good night tho whoever u are n thank u for free champagne x

[Pinder @PINDERLFC94]

He’s got them scrapping as a warm up, you’re all fucked next season.

[James @jgraver7]

Hey everybody, do I have a Keith Arsewank here?

[Dr. ADO @WilliamAdoasi]

“Jessica, Jessica, you’ll never believe it. You’ve just won a GP appointment!!!”

[Teevan༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ @luketeevan]

@tealdeann1 @MatthewCorbett5 The guy on the left makes me crease yeno heads proper wrecked 😂😂

[chloe @chloenbone]

Need to stop buying a lottery ticket then fantasising about it all day then getting upset when I don’t win

[AK @Kearnsy1906]

Every single headteacher in this city should stop every lesson in school today and make every kid sit and read that news until it sinks in. Make them look at the kids next to them and picture them not being here. The value of life amongst kids today it’s absolute heartbreaking.

[Mason Peddle @mason_peddle]

your bird spits chewing gum out and volleys it

[Teevan༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ @luketeevan]

@tealdeann1 U lost set for life again?

[ryah💜. @ryaahashanii]

this pic is 10 years old😭😭

[Teevan༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ @luketeevan]

18 year old me would have pissed 50k up the wall in 1 week and have nothing to show for it but a fat comedown

[AT @aisha_toks]

On your 18th birthday the government should give you 50k to start your adult life. This shit is hard

[🌻 Sunflower Minge 🌻 @dannexox]

I keep thinking about that time I had a seizure and after I came round and started moving again, my watch decided to congratulate me on my efforts

[tealdean @tealdeann1]

Why are people so funny? I can’t stop laughing at this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Leila Wilcock @LeilaWilcock]

why does she turn Scottish when she says ‘don’t’ 😫

[Teevan༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ @luketeevan]

@Billymorris97 Good luck bro 👍🏼

[Teevan༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ @luketeevan]

Cheeky them pubs having a dress code uno wha makes u think I’m still gna be able to fit in me jeans? No chance mate

[Billie @Billie_T]

Fuck me mate what are the lottery numbers tonight