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[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Ya boi graduated with a 2:1 with distinction in spoken Russian. Honestly over the moon 🎉

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

@Just_Soriah @ysheeblack Uncle Bart💀

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

@ysheeblack @jxmesxshxrd Slapped hard, not sorry about it

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

@BCFC 3-1, Xbox

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Not me just getting scammed for £175 through the @bookingcom app messages. Somebody plz help😩

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

@jxmesxshxrd 💙

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Selling two Sunday tickets to Hoopla - £50 each. Dm me

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

@reverendblanche @ysheeblack I’m working with soriah I’ll have you know😂😂

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Selling Birmingham Pride weekend ticket for £50 as no longer needed. Lmk

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

@robertjocleary Getting PTSD at the thought tbh😂😂😂😂

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Selling 2x Ava Max tickets for Birmingham on Monday 17th April. £60 for both (what we paid)

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Very excited to heckle @ysheeblack at her show tomorrow. It’s been a hot minute since she banished me from her shows😔

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

@ysheeblack Still not coming to your gigs x

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Finally moving to London today and I am so excited🤩🤩

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Not me going for after work drinks and then missing the train back from London🙃

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Loooool this is a shambles😭😭

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Kwasi Kwarteng out as UK chancellor after mini-budget sparked financial turmoil and revolt from Conservative MPs

https://t.co/8uKfgnNdkI

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

@LaceyMcFadyen Congratulations❤️❤️

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Been on this jet2 plane for 3 minutes and I’m already prepared to walk off it if I hear Jess Glynne one more time😭

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

@N_Hoquee Idek😭😭

[luke✌️ @luketownsendd]

Was just sat having a drink in spoons and someone threw a half-eaten greggs sausage roll at my head. British culture.