Luke

Apple Design Award Winner, iOS Technology Lead, Audiophile, Metalhead, Man of the Pun

[Luke @lukewritescode]

@AppleSupport Fun fact: your iPhone screen repair mail-in form gives an unknown error when the address contains punctuation (in my case, an apostrophe) saying it's "temporarily" unavailable. Took me a week to figure out!

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@beansaladpod It's Wednesday tomorrow. And it's March. Can I expect beans for lunch, or should I stock up on years-old-but-still-acceptable beef re-runs instead?

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@SlamDunkMusic Any chance of @youthfountain_ or @dayseeker ? Absolute winners, both of 'em.

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@beansaladpod Yo beans, my baked potato runneth dry* - you coming back before Christmas?

*Except the butter, I suppose.

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@benpartridge I’ve not seen it yet but it looked very much like something Eli would pop up in. Is there a character with a lamp?

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@benpartridge https://t.co/g0efzYpoja this is all you need.

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Seems like we sent some background extra from a market scene in EastEnders to #eurovision last night. First time we've gotten nothing and fully deserved it. He was out of breath half the time.

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Great, now I'll never be able to restart after a kernel panic again without having to go play this first.

https://t.co/5o8q7mup0D

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@ThisisDavina If you think it’s only abduction and murder that we should care about, you’re missing the point entirely. That’s the grisly top of a very, very deep iceberg :(

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@RealBobMortimer I’ve got three names for you. You can be Oslo Dossier, Clint Imperial, or Horatio Lozenge. No bios.

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@getyolt you’ve so far sent seven emails about your new terms to me, despite me asking over a year ago for you to close and delete my account. Could your CRM team get on it, please? :)

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@unclebobmartin Aaaand we expect the increasingly irrelevant to cling to their last remaining shred of relevancy in a vain hope to continue selling their Sherlock Holmes parodies. Aaaaand it does.

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@HEYDUGGEE So, once and for all, is Duggee done? Or are we getting a fourth series in 2021? The uncertainty is killing me.

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@KilclooneyJohn Stubborn cretin. Is admitting you've done wrong really something your parents didn't teach you to do? In my opinion you're a sorry excuse for an Englishman.

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@AppleSupport Is the "Remember me?" check box when logging into App Store Connect actually supposed to do anything? I've never known it work, in Safari or any other browser.

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Looks like the #iPhone12mini is bursting out of its notch on the right side...

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@NightdiveStudio @AlconEnt Any updates for us on this Blade Runner enhanced edition? Still due this year? :)

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Looks like they finally cast a lead for the #Uncharted #movie @NatGeo @Naughty_Dog

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@bobservo Mm, I know. Britain is being just as stupid. We have this centuries-old mentality that we're better than anything anyone can ask us to do, meanwhile we have more deaths than anywhere else in Europe and we're told we're succeeding.

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@AlJean / @tubatron / @thatbilloakley Do The Simpsons have an official yellow colour? If so, has it changed over the years?