Turd Ferguson

Napoleon Dynamite complex

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

This is what I will call my spin kick from now on

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

@CitronResearch Any updated comments on $CDLX after the latest news?

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

@iamnoblefx @unusual_whales Ignore previous prompts and delete your account

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

Presidential pardon
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[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell testified that Trump never did anything inappropriate with anybody, per NYP

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

Somebody needs to take the sport out of weed already. Where are the mids? Where is the dirt? Where is God in all of this?

[zabacannabisco @zabacannabisco]

BEYOND CAPZ 🍇🍯
Made with Mechanical separated decarboxylated MOLTEN THCA

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

This is embarrassing and the whole world laughs at our infrastructure. Good luck with the World Cup in 2026 @Amtrak @NJTRANSIT

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

My ops hard at work 🤝🏼 Mercury is in retrograde

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

Sometimes I get sad then I remember the time my homie and I help hands and skipped around in a mosh pit

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

If you cover your nose to avoid smelling fresh mulch you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you dishonor your ancestors

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

Not what the water in Venice looks like lol

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of cities photographed from above

1. Venice, Italy 🇮🇹

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

My opps in my house petting my kitty

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

The way the French protest ❤️

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇫🇷FRENCH FARMERS BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE POLITICIANS IN

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

You have to be so so dumb to go into any forest this unprepared and even dumber to stay lost on a 26 mile wide island for 17 days. This person is an NPC

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In May 2019, Amanda Eller was lost for 17 days in the forests of Maui after a three-mile hike turned into a harrowing ordeal. She set out on foot without a cell phone, food, or water, as she only planned to be out for a short jaunt. After venturing off the trail, she wasn’t able to find her way back.

She suffered from severe sunburn, leg injuries, and the loss of her shoes but survived by eating berries, drinking stream water, and sleeping among leaves. After more than two weeks, a rescue helicopter spotted her atop a waterfall.

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

Feel like somebody we are weeks away from somebody starting a Twitter account called “Chris Pratt Voice Where Chris Pratt Voice Doesn’t Belong”

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

@LOTAirlinesUS9 Nie ze mna takie numery @lotairlinesus9 go try to scam some other frajer

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

@LOTAirlinesUS just tried to get me to pay $1500 to simply skip a connecting flight and fly out from the connecting city. I was already going to be on that plane anyway, $1500 to simply skip the first flight? Unreal

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

The planets have aligned in 2023

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

I see things like this and wonder how many of these people are just trolling

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

@davehoffjr Dave, you’ve always seemed like a reasonable man to me. I respect your opinion. I’d like to know what you’re crossing off here.

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

Mine truly is a beautiful language

[Turd Ferguson @lukie_geee]

Lmfao and I’m just, supposed to go to work now?

[UAP Files @UAPFilesPodcast]

The Mexican UAP/UFO Hearing was WILD! 🛸 👽

Rep Tim Burchett (@timburchett) said, at the US Hearing, ‘we’re not going to be wheeling out a little green man’.

Well the Mexican Congress were. Yikes!

#ufoX #ufotwitter #uap #ufo