Lul_schmurda

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[Lul_schmurda @lul_schmurda]

@gabbytech01 Ike gwuru

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@WilliamInCyber Nice approach William

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Ran into a connection error today because my security tool tried talking over an unencrypted channel (http) while my database required an encrypted channel (https).

Added the missing "s" to https and everything connected instantly.

#TechTip #Cybersecurity #ITSecurity

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@Nobaddays_00 @foreverwithVon I have an airport to sell

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@ycneuqerf @Bolutalksgospel Or ls, mkdir 😂

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Kibana couldn't talk to Elasticsearch after a TLS reconfig broke self-signed cert trust.
To bypass, set elasticsearch.ssl.verificationMode: none in kibana.yml.
In prod? Fix the CA trust chain instead of disabling validation. Know the difference.
#cloudsecurity #elasticsearch

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@WilliamInCyber I find the data correlation part most tricky. Getting different tools to talk to each other and making sense of how separate events are connected takes a lot of time.

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Force-restarted a frozen VM (twice). Next boot: "filing system damaged, needs manual repair." Turns out yanking power mid-task can corrupt storage, not just lose unsaved work. Fixed it, but lesson learned is that you should pause before you pull the plug. #cloudsecurity

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@gabbytech01 Big flex. Not everyone can confidently make this decision.

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@Pope__gold Like mad

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ELK Stack too suffer me last night.

[Cyber Pope @Pope__gold]

E dey sweet ehhh😂😂😂
Noiseless hours

[Lul_schmurda @lul_schmurda]

@WilliamInCyber True.
Not really the first time. Last time was with windows, this time Linux. Na y I dey chop my eyes

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@gabbytech01 Always at it

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@twenty4_io Someone believing in you and things turning out well later is the best feeling.

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Learned this the hard way: one of my tools, ElasticSearch auto-grabs 50% of available memory. Gave it more memory to stop the freezing but it just took more, froze again. Fix wasn't "more resources," it was telling it exactly how much it's allowed to use. #ELK #CloudSecurity

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@Uzochukwukwalu2 Chaa di ndi be nke wanyi n’aka, o ihe ka ha Obi.

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@gabbytech01 “Cybersecurity will take you places”

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@Pope__gold Na to learn first, to hack bank no be here