Lucy Bennett

🇬🇧 expat moved from 🇸🇬 to 🇺🇲. Wannabe athlete, professional cake taster, dedicated pseudo-auntie, intolerant of stupidity, bad timekeeping, & misogyny.

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Sloshed, plastered and gazeboed: why Britons have 546 words for drunkenness https://t.co/aEQFwzDHs2

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@RMcElhenney

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83 🤯 In my mind she was my age https://t.co/Vt4ueAYOtf

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@CarilynJohnson

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@RiotGrlErin Or Keanu Reeves

[remand chic @our_jesse]

This deserves to be on a thread of absolute legends

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@MarieAnnUK 💯

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@BayAreaClipper Would be great if it actually worked

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@Bornakang So weird that America doesn't have fruit squash like other countries

[digital bri @bridigitalworld]

Open the apps, see a girl with 100s of Stanleys. Meanwhile, back in my day, one cup was enough to sustain TWO girls.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

seasonal depression is winter without snow days

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@runcamille F**k 'em

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@imbethmccoll Thin mints are the absolute best (speaking as a Brit living in the US)

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This!!

[Dougie @CF3Loyal]

One of the biggest scams we have been conditioned to accept is checking into accommodation from 4pm but needing to check out by 10am.

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Asking my 22 yr old cousin that works in tech about the minimum wage

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@jayspar

[Jason Carman @jasonjoyride]

Alright fine, here are my 29 slides explaining Tenet