Louise Mccloud

Geordie on the south coast, loves crafting, Prisoner Cell Block H, single malt and my gundogs and will pretty much try anything once!

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@rickkenmoresms @fesshole Haven’t heard that expression for YEARS! Need to bring it back into my vocabulary 😊

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@Melissassmile Merry Christmas, Melissa ❤️

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@fesshole Amateur.
Go for the emergency engine stop button on the back of the bus.
Every Friday and Saturday night, every stop, that button was pushed. Took ages to get home but even the driver laughed. Gen X!

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@KatherineGael99 @fesshole If your mam was a Geordie, as mine is, you got a spoonful of cod liver oil and told to “walk it off”
If you were very lucky, and actually were quite ill, the magical Junior Dispirin came out. 😬

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@PeteMcKee Wait…. So he’s not a beach boys fan?
Bizarre….

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@BBCSussex That’s actually wood anaemone. Not snowdrops.
But a nice pic anyway!

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@desoto_55 Bless ❤️❤️❤️

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@Erdenna Much better photo than my dismal offering!

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@sarajcox I once used “we’re fashioning a poking device” when some fool hadn’t broken their cardboard down at work. Gave @Erdenna a laugh, anyway…..

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@MarkHamill Elephant? Silver back? Dinosaur???
It’s got 4 legs anyway!

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@sqquelch @Yossari99194539 @fesshole Recipe needed!

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@fesshole Definition of accents:
Hoy thu hamma owwa heea man……suddenly, the geordie diy-er is speaking Asian.
I love visiting the north east once a year to refresh my accent and confuse my southern workmates!

[Maritime and Coastguard Agency @MCA_media]

3 young people being swept away by a river were saved by members of the public who followed important water safety messaging.

Kevin Lochner was fishing nearby with son Max when he saw the trio in trouble, and vitally called 999 to alert the Coastguard.

https://t.co/Yu35JGBUDP

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@SupergrassHQ @edenfestival @captain_konica Sitting up straight!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@GazCoombes Birthday vibes ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@SupergrassHQ @thecoralband I had a bad cold and sneezed over everyone unlucky enough to be in my immediate vicinity. Still not sorry. Was a brilliant gig!

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@PeteMcKee Oooh, you’ve had your head sharpened 🙂

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@alec_maltz @ThatEricAlper Oh yes. The track of my teenage years ❤️

[Louise Mccloud @lululvesyou]

@JustAmyVH @TED2501 @GatesheedChap @SoVeryBritish You won’t regret it!

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@lozkay15 @fesshole They have 12 months to come forward and claim, I believe.