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other people's bad news is my good news

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jackie Chea ⚖️ @Fair_and_Biased]

Marco Rubio realizing he has to become a popstar to perform at the nation’s 250th.

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@richgoingstrong @Notwokenow Of course you'd think that... you're 12.

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@Jimmyking35 We don't need to know everything. Please.. keep more secrets, NBC.

[lululz @lululzoo]

He's so dumb. Like legit just not good up in his noggin. This man has not said anything clever since he first disgraced my eyes and ears.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

[lululz @lululzoo]

@joshuatheard @PoliticsINQ Interesting use of the word "celebrate". It's not about celebration, it's about remembering and not repeating. Celebrate the good and remember to never repeat the bad.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

[lululz @lululzoo]

@excuseme_noona Your familiars on the other side will awaken the healing in yourself!

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The moment a man warned Barack Obama to stay away from his girlfriend.

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

this

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

This guy made a big to-do about crying in court to show how remorseful he was about killing people in Kenosha, but since the case against him flopped has made his entire persona football-spiking the fact he got away with homicide. Just distasteful and gross.

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@youwouldntpost the worst.

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@JDCocchiarella giving blonde women a bad name, that's what. these two idiots. jfc.

[UAW @UAW]

STATEMENT ON FORD PLANT VISIT FROM VP LAURA DICKERSON, FORD DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR

The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union —the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.

The UAW will ensure that our member receives the full protection of all negotiated contract language safeguarding his job and his rights as a union member.

Workers should never be subjected to vulgar language or behavior by anyone—including the President of the United States.

[Martha Bueno @BuenoForMiami]

I’m absolutely astounded that Americans can see an unmarked vehicle with “agents” that don’t identify themselves shoot an American citizen - a mother with stuffed animals inside her car - and just say, “Oh well, she should have just complied.”

I’m logging off this app for the rest of the day. America is going to crap faster than I could have ever imagined.

[Nick Estes @nickwestes]

You can't get accessible healthcare, housing, safety, or childcare. But you'll get stormtroopers murdering people in U.S. streets and wars you never asked for. If there was ever a time for a general strike...

[lululz @lululzoo]

@youwouldntpost maybe he'll use crystals?

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

All that right-wing talk since the 1990s about the danger of a violent and unaccountable federal government, whose agents would one day gun Americans down in the streets, I foolishly thought that was a warning, but it turns out it was more of a promise they were making

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

I grew up under communism in Poland. I know exactly what state harassment looks like.

What I saw in Minneapolis was not law enforcement. It was intimidation, escalation, panic of unqualified law enforcement, then murder.

They surrounded a woman. She tried to leave. She backed away so she would not hit anyone. They shot her anyway and now they lie.

That is how police states work. Start the chaos. Kill. Rewrite the story.
This never ends well.

This was a murder👀