Greg: Participation Trophy Husband

100% fungible dude in Texas

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

My spirit animal is a college mascot in a slam dunk contest that flops face first after missing the rim completely.

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@Substituted_ @chokensp Death by stepping on rakes...

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@DanaWessel Here in Austin, TX we used to have this local TexMex chain called Trudy's. They made these incredibly strong Mexican Martinis (Margarita with olive juice) and you could only get 2. Companies would shuttle people to all 4 locations on the regular. Fun times.

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@RandBall @DanaWessel

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@Substituted_ So many cats!

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@freechuckdee @SFA_FBRecruit @CoachCarthel @CoachTrice8 @HornJagsRecruit SKOL and Ax Em! Us former Jacks looking forward to seeing you trade Purple and white for Purple and Gold!

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@MeatSauce1 @7thavenuepizza My favorite thing about this pizza is that it's available!

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@Substituted_ Everyone says Chuckles is the third best medicine.

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@DanaWessel Also, he was an unreal head and shoulders better athlete than anyone in the town. It wasn’t close even then and he was 17.

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@DanaWessel Very aware. I was a church youth pastor intern and he was in high school in the youth group. I’m that old…

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@DanaWessel Nacogdoches, Texas- university town, the “oldest down in Texas”. Small town, racist under currents, what’s not to like?

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@PhilMackey @DexsTweets QB Camp Battle: Nine vs 5’9”

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@clarklab This isn’t an observation, it’s a revelation!

I’m a real boy….. I promise.

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@Substituted_ Bag art is sick as hell.

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@DanaWessel GDI the whiskey made me say where, not wear. My shining moment in the sun, devastated.

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@DanaWessel Same as your car buying situation: where a Karate Gi to assert dominance. Applies to many situations.

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@DanaWessel Wear a karate gi to asset dominance.

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@Substituted_ Man… I dunno…

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

@nacholeber Dunno how you put Brandon Aubrey ahead of Will the Thrill...
FG%: Will - 93.1% Aubrey - 88.9%
PAT%: Will - 100% Aubrey - 97.7%
Season long: Will - 62 yards Aubrey - 64 yards

Each kickers' misses only came in kicks over 50 yards as well FYI.

Oh I know why - Cowboys.

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

JJ’s hand is likely broken. Vikings need an insurance plan at QB for 2026, but don’t wanna mortgage the future. But still unsure about JJ.
*A monkey paw curls*
Oh god that’s Aaron Rodgers’ music!
Cc: @PhilMackey @DexsTweets

[Greg: Participation Trophy Husband @lumberjackgreg]

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