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(un)professional stagehand

[olive. 🍸 @livlaughleave]

remember when they did exactly this and discovered that like less than 5% of people who got welfare were on illegal substances and they realized testing everyone at random was actually costing them??? lmfao!

[honeybaked @davibroui]

Don’t ask me no stupid fucking questions

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

One time I was losing so badly on Chess .com that I told the guy I was 11

[Mrs. PrettyASF ᥫ᭡⟡ @crystalbaee1]

Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river

[Rachel Cohen Booth @rcobooth]

this video of Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet is playing in the federal Department of Housing and Urban Development cafeteria this morning

(per source @HUDgov)

[jawsawn @Jawsawn]

her ass is not old thats a lightning cable earpods

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

The average American being two paychecks away from homelessness mainly

[ebonically intelligent papi 🌻 @julianakilrose]

I had a teacher that used big words a lot & we used to joke about it often & he literally said “how else are you supposed to learn new words unless they’re used in context”

I think about that a lot bc people def have an allergic reaction to new words sometimes 🥴 it’s like…

[vee 🍉 @auroramoonskyes]

it's always the bitches whose faces are half frozen with filler and botox spouting the most inane pseudoscience hippie bullshit

[Mathias 💋 𝓉𝓊 ℯ𝓈 𝓂𝒶 𝓋𝒾ℯ @midnighthorrorz]

had no idea miss Doechii was previously a YouTuber omggg 😭

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

These two women went to Morocco as tourists in 2018 and were later found on top of a mountain with their heads torn off from their bodies because 3 men wanted to have fun by cutting off their heads. You can't show me a woman evil enough to do the same because there isn't one

[Sam Murphy ☭ @kitahnji]

This is the art you see in GTA when they're making art designed to mock rich people's taste in art

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Somehow i missed what was easily the biggest addition. No fucking way

[zach ꕤ @L0VESICKGRRL]

this picture my friend took of me drunk as fuck on the bus last night………….

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

me singing both parts of telephone

[justine @ughkiim]

junko radicalized me. every evil thing that men can do to a woman was done to her and the men in question got only like 10 years in jail each