TummySlappaMC

[TummySlappaMC @lumin345]

@stevie5104 stop larping big dawg

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@GrimHood1e W pussy

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Just read the space Nixon panel in grant morrisons green lantern, I’m so fucking scared

[TummySlappaMC @lumin345]

@stevie5104 I understand it now I’ve experienced things I’d forgotten could happen

[TummySlappaMC @lumin345]

Life ain't all cheeseburgers and blowjobs man

[TummySlappaMC @lumin345]

@stevie5104 why?

[TummySlappaMC @lumin345]

I repeatedly find myself at the Walmart crosswalk lane pump faking kids with my car. I gotta keep them on their toes fr

[TummySlappaMC @lumin345]

Grimhoodie and Criticalscout27 will make me learn to code just to filter out a wall of 7000 evil reposts before seeing what my friends are actually saying

[TummySlappaMC @lumin345]

@SimpDishey I’m genuinely confounded fr

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@5alph @stevie5104 Shouldn’t you be in kill yourself class right now mister

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I wanna die but I have to live so I can run a D&D session tomorrow.

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@stevie5104 defenestrate

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What’s the personal health implication of swallowing rubber bands daily ?

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@stevie5104 I'm not telling

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@geotrichum White ppl don’t know what yellow looks like twin, they thought Chinese ppl were the same color as the bob

[TummySlappaMC @lumin345]

Whitest part of me is the fact that a Ludwig quote is the key to 90% of my success

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@asyaglazer context?

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who tryna play fortnite

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Dude I'm fucking dying, literally everything hurts rn, what did they hit me with man

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“I can guarantee you, if he was in the same room I was he could tell that chimp was aroused” what is my tuition going to