boe jurrow

margarita connoisseur, student of body language, road trip enthusiast | WHO DEY/BBN|⚡️🪩

[ً @artfuIchaos]

they should make a post-university coming-of-age movie so i can know what to do in life.

[Sean Mitchell @smitchell17]

CMC in the substation outside of practice

[Anita Mahn @jes_dll]

No cuz this is literally fucking scripture… you literally have to stay high all the time to get them off your mind

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando:

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

6 Mondays away from needing 70 points between Jaylen Waddle and Rashee Rice to beat the guy who auto-drafted his team.

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando eu planejei usar uma roupa e encontro ela no cesto de roupa suja:

[boe jurrow @lunaluvgoo]

Plz stop homeschooling your kids. Yall dumb 😭

[boe jurrow @lunaluvgoo]

@NadiaaaSexy @coupleoceans someone check the hard drives 👀

[boe jurrow @lunaluvgoo]

@NadiaaaSexy @coupleoceans

[boe jurrow @lunaluvgoo]

Please don’t bring up soccer to me ever again, I’ve moved on.

[jam @B0OB1E5]

The most september song of all time

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Salem would have had her set to broil by noon

[james hawkins @james406]

someone should invent a version of Gmail that can search your inbox and return the emails that match the term you're looking for

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i would literally do anything for my friends except text them back in a timely manner

[boe jurrow @lunaluvgoo]

“Its whatever”
(It was in fact not ‘whatever’)

[boe jurrow @lunaluvgoo]

Red Bull has never given me diarrhea parasite

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu gosto de usar o Twitter porque nenhum dos meus amigos usa:

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

A coffee shop in a small liberal town in a deep red state is the wokest place in the universe

[boe jurrow @lunaluvgoo]

@mastix101 @baileygobrr @SwagPogGamer Hear me out- ✨lotion✨

[Faye @Faye_lucy0]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything