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[Bari Weiss’s Double Chin @thenytisfascist]

I say this in the nicest way possible. People think Mamdani has power over the NYPD bc they believe we live in a democracy. The NYPD is a mafia-like military force that protects big capital and empire. They are above Mamdani in the order of power.

[Ali Winston @awinston]

Big L for the worst neighbors/biggest tax cheats in New York City

[lunchbox @lunchbocks_]

I will become a single issue voter #LETUSINNNNN

[Chris Sommerfeldt @C_Sommerfeldt]

New: Mamdani’s admin is officially coming out in favor of restoring public access to Columbia University’s main campus, reversing his predecessor’s support for keeping it closed due to safety concerns over pro-Palestinian protests.

w/ @madinatoure https://t.co/E9akyVoTlY

[lunchbox @lunchbocks_]

@izzzzzzzzzzy0 😬

[lunchbox @lunchbocks_]

Hermittwt being shocked that some dads from Arizona are racist... man what did you think was gonna happen

[lunchbox @lunchbocks_]

@izzzzzzzzzzy0 Theyre canceling skizz for a 40-60 mix of kinda funny jokes and kinda shitty comments, mostly only the kind of stuff that teens online care abt but prob safe to assume he's on the conservative side of things. imo xisuma was always way worse as like an actual "recovering" nazi so

[dev @blackpussygamin]

ngl when someone says their main art setup is drawing on an ipad with procreate i think they just draw shit like this

[Tired @_crustbag_]

I love how “drummer that’s also the vocalist” is raw af in every genre

[bimbo baggins @strongbadegirl]

i refuse to believe that fare evasion is an expensive enough problem to warrant four fully armed police officers spending their day waiting behind the turnstile. fire them and you'll more than make back what this station could possibly lose in fare evasion

[night jar @nocturnalbottle]

my mayor NYPD
my public advocate NYPD
my comptroller NYPD
my councilmember NYPD
my commissioner NYPD
my borough president NYPD
my NYPD SRG

[lunchbox @lunchbocks_]

I knew folks in queens who used the LIRR to get to Brooklyn

[Colin @Colin_d_m]

Somewhere in West Village there's a guy who commutes to midtown everyday on the PATH and has never been to New Jersey

[lunchbox @lunchbocks_]

When the NYPD shut down the washington sq park watch party, everybody started leaving voice notes in mamdanis instagram dms tattling and asking him to come fix it 😭

[rachel @rachelmillman]

Zohran promising to fix the Mets if he gets a second term

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Jalen Brunson should primary Gillibrand

[lunchbox @lunchbocks_]

I had so much fun at the @iMovers concert I was genuinely worried I was offsetting the karmic balance and the Knicks would lose because of me.

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

i just know he’s getting us some good shit. open that wallet kathy!!!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

SHARIA LAW WORKS!!!!!

[lunchbox @lunchbocks_]

MY MAYOR

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.