Lunch

[MeIisa Tourt @meIisactu]

Thank you BBC for telling me a boy got on a train and it went okay for him

[Captain Dandyfloss 🌊🏴‍☠️ 【 VTC 】 @Dandyfloss_]

The fuck do you mean "finally"

[nazanin @onapittance]

Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

I gotta be honest those sound like strong qualifications for Florida's Deputy of the Year presuming that award is given to the officer who most reflects the values of the department.

[Simon @realsast]

transphobes are actually crazy wdym this is an actual article?? 😭

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

enough of the popcorn buckets im so serious

[Dipplin @festivalleader]

"Goldilocks and the three bears" ass promo discussion 😭

[cory 🐾🗡️ @vooookster]

doing this at a small local gig where im like 3 feet from the vocalists's face

[John Harry @johnharry21211]

@DeptofWar Imagine Logan Paul hyping you up to go die for Israel

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

“Can’t all Five Kings just get along so we don’t have to pick sides?”

[Barny 🐝 @Barny]

and, yes, i *plan* on making vids on warcraft forever.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

liking and retweeting every Kirk I see

[joy @joyofasoiaftwt]

job application forms at the red keep

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

yo yo i is be ali g and i be havin a message for all the batty boyz in parliament: iran having nuclear capabilities would be well bombaclaat innit. israel is massive

[sucrose 🌸🍡 @sssucrose]

"comes with a little card holder thing, I'm not too sure" A DECK BOX????????????????????????????????????