Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash

Sussex beach girl (old 😎). Granny to nine, Great Granny to one…. and relax

[The Rt Hon Lady Matildamog @Jc62Matildamog]

A 94 year old man from Clacton has called Farage Nigel Mirage “because he’s never here” 😂 Brilliant! Let’s get it trending, wind him up even more. #NigelMirage

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@Number10cat I mean, he’s never cra**ed in my shoes, but…….

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭

Low T Pete will never live this down.

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@cjames203 @Tiger911494404 Expect his wife was pleased once the dust had settled 😬

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

@Nigel_Farage

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@kmww15 @ZandiSussex Me too. Hardly see their nonsense 🤣

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@Qiyyah18 @DebbieCollin7 She’s a bot

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@Gordy_Mc1ntosh @dontbrexitfixit The Bayeux Tapestry has just arrived at the British Museum so great timing!

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@NSome1ne I bet KC insisted Cam was there.

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@Wat_iss @SussexHenryVIII Maybe they’re so used to be “advised”, they can’t think for themselves, other than Cam who just likes being a destroyer. And these advisers only look out for themselves and keeping their own jobs.

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@ZandiSussex @Shannon79053723 That made me smile. 👏👏👏 Alison Hammond

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@WordMercenary @untilnextyear They’ll be turning on him as soon as he’s PM

[. @LouiseRawAuthor]

Do something for me, @RupertLowe10.

Look, properly LOOK, at these 17 faces.

According to you this is ‘one murder’, worth less than Daddy’s guns

MURDERED DUNBLANE CHILDREN:

Abigail McLellan, aged 5

Victoria Clydesdale, aged 5

Sophie North, aged 5

Ross Irvine, aged 5

1/

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@Sussex5525 People, stop watching this sh*te!

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@day156324 @narindertweets Meaco fans are brilliant AND quiet……… 💤💤💤

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@Ellekl @ShakeLS @Gypsypup13 Holding Out for a Hero is a favourite in my Aquafit class 🤓

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@daveman_75 @Zero_4 He wants out.

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@claireXanda @Shannon79053723 Pathetic 🤪

[Sarah, Royal Companion of the Chocolate Stash @lunchypoos1]

@SageKnowsAll Completely agree. KC never steps up to the mark at the correct time.