luos_detrotsid

I also don't know who I am.
Just existing.
CR7, LH44, BM24, KB43, VR46, MJ & HOV SLANDER NOT ALLOWED!

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

Once I looked in the mirror and decided this is who I am, and I'm not scared of who I am, and I'm not scared that I can't be like you, and I'm good with just doing me, that's when I found myself as a Man.

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

0 retirements. 0 World Cup finals. Band for band.

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

@WaruiJohn2 Three retirements. Three World Cup finals. Yours?

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

“I learned in life, often hungry and with nothing to eat, that no one gives anything to anyone”

[Thot gpt🥩 @Kivutss]

Kuitisha your money for work you did is very frustrating, I stay up after work, after classes to do work for you and you don’t pay me ??? Uuugh

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Unpopular opinion: Most people don’t hate their jobs. They hate being underpaid, micromanaged, and expected to pretend they’re grateful

[Mkisii Ke 🤡🇰🇪 @pastortoxic_]

She talks to 17 other guys the same way.

You’re not special🤌

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Izo airforce tuwachie vijana wanaanza kuchanuka jameni

[Auntie Brit 🧡 @britnianise]

Thankful for my job but this needs to be my last year here

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

Usihide ID ni @lynda_marcia

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Legally what options does a father have if he finds out his daughter stole and donated all his ugly shoes and clothes? From my DMs.

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

@TemperCR7 @zuhumomar Yeye kukosa kusema yamaanisha you don't even exist in his realm of life... lol.
Unauza vitu fake wadhani unaexist?

[Hildah Watiri @hildah_watiri]

Niko rada 😂 no protest please😂😭 Mnunue tickets tuongee poa

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

@zuhumomar Who's this pineapple head, bro?

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

Usijudge Mpesa statement yangu na the frequency of my haircut... lol. Haircut ya 1k? Seriously? Lol.

[Elena 💕 @Elenabardyf]

You can tell a lot about a man’s financial situation by how often he keeps his haircut fresh.

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

Afcon is gonna be crazy...
Bajaber cooking SA on the pitch, @zuhumomar cooking them online...😂.

[Bree Mo'ngina! @beebree0]

Bajaber appreciation post.

[4vidddd @m4ziwa]

Unaona haga hadi unahurumia vipofu

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

Hii establishment hukuwa open on Monday's @ManzlikeByron ?

[kiki @ashleik_]

Mwendas debut🤣

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

@zuhumomar @kenannyaata99 Finish them & turn your focus to Israeli twitter.

[Nath! @Nathanieldaf]

Normalising letting people do what they’re interested in, not what you’re interested in.

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

@lynda_marcia Lol... hakuna pesa bas.

[luos_detrotsid @luos_detrotsid]

@lynda_marcia Nitumie dinner bas... naona ushavuna ngano Eldoret.

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Remembering Bernie Mac on his birthday 🕊️