who knew all it took to step up my Twitter game was becoming single & depressed? ready 2 shoot out some 🔥fire🔥tweets for all my fans😉👉🏼👉🏼 all the while never leaving my bed or home🛌😎🤙🏼📲 haha tweet tweet!
guys, the new pastel @taylorswift13 is coming out with a song (titled I’m assuming, “Me!”) —I kid you not— TOMORROW. I’m ready for my transformation #🦋
How many days in a row can I watch Someone Great and sob my heart out before I become fatally dehydrated? Note, I’m not counteracting this with any water intake whatsoever
ok u can keep all of your tax complaints and tweets about buying groceries.
definitely the worst part about being an adult is living with the consequences of your mistakes