Jeffl

I say things. Sometimes I do things, but not very often. Some day, I hope to make something out of myself (but not if it takes a lot of work).

[Jeffl @lutkus]

The last time I tried to join a revolution, I got kicked out for not knowing the right dance moves.

[Jeffl @lutkus]

@JoshBobrowsky Common reply: "It's unlimited as long as you get all your work done."

One big factor in determine how much work you can get done: time. If your work assignments don't factor in time off, then you're out of luck.

[Jeffl @lutkus]

@clhubes working at this bakery sounds like a dream job

[Matthew Sheffield @mattsheffield]

1/2: In 2020, Trump called Democrats "fascists" in '20 while surrounded by military officials.

No one remembers it bc Dems didn't feel threatened by his false claim.

Today, MAGA Republicans are angry at President Biden for a similar remark. Because they know it's true.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Republicans should be forced to carry Donald Trump to term, even it if endangers the life of the party

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

[Checking my kid in for a blood test]
Receptionist [putting him into the system]: Religion?
Me: He doesn't have one.
Receptionist: Really?
Me: He's 7.
Receptionist: What's yours?
Me: Ma'am?
Receptionist: It has a field here for..
Me: Put down "Minecraft."

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

You know what’s more radical than abolishing the filibuster? Watching 50 years of abortion rights get eviscerated — and doing absolutely nothing to stop it.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Wealth of U.S. billionaires:
2010: $1,600,000,000,000
2022: $4,600,000,000,000

Federal minimum wage:
2010: $7.25
2022: $7.25

Need I say more?

[Jeffl @lutkus]

@somecleverthing @wildethingy yeah, possibly even better than Mancomb Seepgood

[Jeffl @lutkus]

Here's a sad statistic: in 2020, guns were the leading cause of death for children and adolescents in the US.
https://t.co/sgt67F1jiX

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Them: Why is Biden so unpopular?
Us: He lied about debt cancellation
Them: What could it be?
Us: We have no healthcare in a pandemic
Them: Will anyone solve this mystery?
Us: He betrayed us on policing
Them: Maybe he’s too left?
Us: Record-breaking oil drilling
Them: 🤔🤔🤔

[Jeffl @lutkus]

Today is April Fool's Day. That means if you see a news story today that you don't like, you can safely assume it's a joke.

[Jeffl @lutkus]

Spiders have exoskeletons. That means when we see a spider, we're seeing its skeleton! We only think we're afraid of spiders because looking at skeletons is scary.

[Jeffl @lutkus]

Creating a new account: requires two-factor-authentication to make the account more secure, a security question to make the account less secure.

[Jeffl @lutkus]

I miss the simpler times, when we only had to worry about a global pandemic, and not the Russian army firing on a Ukrainian power plant while a global pandemic is still going on.

[Jeremy Gordon @jrmygrdn]

I have woken up to reports of fighting at the #Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant. In this thread I will summarise what I understand about the situation.

[Jeffl @lutkus]

Am I doing this right?

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[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Look, every time a giant space rock has catastrophically slammed into the Earth so far it has worked out great for me. Creation of the Moon, eradication of giant reptilian predators. I don't know what everyone is so worried about.

[Jeffl @lutkus]

@bornmiserable "surprisingly"?

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Say what you want about freedom of speech, no-one complains when they lose it