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27 MI

[luke @luukeski]

When people ask me what my goals are in the gym, I show them this picture. I wanna be able to throw up 4 plates like Ms. Frizzle

[luke @luukeski]

@Uber_Support @Uber can someone please help me with a refund? I was promised a refund for an incorrect charge but I have yet to receive anything

[luke @luukeski]

System of a Down warned y’all years ago, but some of you weren’t listening

[Murray 🇺🇸 @Rothbard1776]

I try not to be a conspiracy theorist, but I have a REALLY hard time believing in a short text exchange, the alleged shooter:

> Makes his confession.
> Confirms location of the weapon.
> Confirms the type of weapon.
> Confirms it was wrapped in a towel.
> Confirms his motive.
> Exonerates the decoy [George Zinn].
> Admits to the bullet engravings.
> Confirms the wardrobe change.
> Confirms how long he’s been planning it.
> Discloses the existence and location of a [now destroyed] pre-written confession note.
> Randomly tells his boyfriend that his dad is die hard MAGA (as if he wouldn’t already know given the nature of their relationship)
> And is worried about his Dad/Grandpa being upset if he doesn’t come home with the rifle, not the fact that he just used it to commit a murder.

Not to mention a 22-year old terminally online Zoomer using phrases like:

“Squad car”
“Drop point”
“Swept the area”
“My vehicle”
“Till I died of old age”
“My old man”

I’m sorry, I just don’t believe it.

H/T @urinalwallpoet @andrewmaga84

[luke @luukeski]

now give me one good reason a town need five churches that look like damn Zoey 101 campuses

[luke @luukeski]

Damn we got AI slurs before GTA7

[luke @luukeski]

This guy is my favorite thing to happen on the internet since Candy Mountain

[luke @luukeski]

OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE THE MAINSTREAM FAKE MEDIA ISNT COVERING THIS

[Tarmo 🇨🇿 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @TarmoFella]

How Zelensky's meeting with Trump at the Pope's funeral ended.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

no way this shit made it to fox news😭

[Gregory “FREEDOM™” Glimmer @NewFreedomGuy]

This is rare JD Vance it happens only once in a few decades. Like and share for 99 years of wealth. You will never lack money for travel or trips 🙏 🍀

[luke @luukeski]

how can you be pro IVF and anti abortion… lol ok

[luke @luukeski]

I don’t want to live in this time line anymore

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Effective immediately

[luke @luukeski]

@SpigenWorld 🦅!!!

[Spigen @spigen]

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[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[luke @luukeski]

hey MAGA, just remember what it says in the Bible since y’all look to that book so much: “When a stranger resides with you in your land, you shall not wrong him”

[luke @luukeski]

happy January 32nd

[luke @luukeski]

“immigrants make America great”