Lazer Wassermann

Insomniac tech freak with a taste for non-pop music. intersectional Weberian.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Nobody is safe from a bear market

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

It amazes me how Fox News doesn’t believe a word of what law enforcement says when they execute a search warrant against Donald Trump but believes every single claim by law enforcement when they execute an unarmed Black man.

[Bonnie Tangey @BonnieTangey]

Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.

[Lazer Wassermann @luvalawa]

Portugal feels so nice with all them psytrance hippies at Boom.

[Lazer Wassermann @luvalawa]

@cramforce My daughter: it's the one who brings the bread.

[Lazer Wassermann @luvalawa]

@nathanbaugh27 Click bait!

[Lazer Wassermann @luvalawa]

Why are Brazilian marching bands so cool and Portuguese soo bad?

[Lazer Wassermann @luvalawa]

@Ralf_Stegner Sie produzieren unglaublich viel Waerme, die wird nur leider nicht genutzt.

[Lazer Wassermann @luvalawa]

@ian ...but the question is Quo vadis?

[Shelby @shelbyn_23]

Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…

[Ruprecht Polenz🇪🇺 @polenz_r]

Macht der @Spiegel den Stürmer?

[Joyce Karam @Joyce_Karam]

Those 50 seconds that Erdogan made Putin wait, looking frazzled in-front of cameras say plenty of how much has changed after Ukraine:

[une petite ₐᵣₜᵢₛₜₑ @ohokaycoolcool]

hab club mate in die insektentränken getan jetzt sitzen die bienen zigarettendrehend in meinen blumen und zitieren adorno ??!!!

[Lazer Wassermann @luvalawa]

I feel we're getting somewhere. - oh and #Trump should really run on this success.

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

Vegans outlive meat eaters by nine years. Nine miserable, tortured, baconless years.

[LiveLolLola❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 @livelollola]

@JoJoFromJerz

[Lazer Wassermann @luvalawa]

If the spirit moves ya, let me grove ya.