HerbertKVonWrinkles

I'm a dog, and I'm kind of a big deal.

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

me neither RT @shannonpurser: my dog isn’t really sure how her bed works yet https://t.co/z4QzBcKxm2

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

@GettingOffPod please please please follow my mom @emilyinSD back so she can tell you how obsessed she is with your podcast! her account is locked so she can’t tweet you and it makes her sad

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

I totally have the munchies https://t.co/dk3llhV7Yy

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

#HR4HR

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

i love naps

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

#want https://t.co/laSf3x9Q9Z

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

Hey @CoxHelp Keep @CBS8 in your lineup! https://t.co/nQR5H0j4GH #KeepCBS8 https://t.co/O6JwR4km8Z

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

wait... i'm a Labrador. does that mean i'm Canadian??

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

I'm squeezably soft

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

if I was a fish I'd be a cuttlefish

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

they call me sir-naps-alot

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

damn I'm cute

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Pigeons can't fart.

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

happy Mother's Day to all you dog and cat and bird and fish and squirrel moms out there 🐶😺🐥🐠🐿

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

not sure where the news gets their info, but I still like hugs

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

the world is my toilet

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

today my butt compass pointed east

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

sooooo.... who won the puppy bowl?

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

my life does not suck

[HerbertKVonWrinkles @luvbug_herbie]

I smell like maple syrup and pine trees