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[jo @notafan_jo]

ok fun's over... politicians are public servants, so serve the public or fuck off!!

[sapphic paul baker @potaylortotstoo]

AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT

[🚯 `,— indie .ᐟ.ᐟ @miziindi]

CHARLIE CHARLIE ARE YOU THERE

[𖤐 || мι¢ || @lestatsarmand]

GET READY AMERICA

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE

[Mr. Make It Happen @SupportThaNawf]

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

Joe Biden deciding to run again in 2024 and doom 2024, knowing it was the only path to a blue Texas

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

it’s elon mosque now

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election

[ً sofia ꕤ @lacyspov]

the whole world while Donald trump is genuinely having the worst night ever

[🦇 la exploradora 🕸️ @Missy_dee811]

Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians

[saiyuri @saaacchiko]

all this talk about texas turning blue got me thinking bout how i blue my chance with you when you were my maine focus. iowa you a lot. you dont have to reply, but tell your mom i said ohio. kansas

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

“Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. I’m Joe Rogan, he\him. We are recording our show on unceded Cherokee land…”

[alex ⚡️ @electrifiedtnt]

notice how taylor swift moved to kansas and wrote a song about ohio and all of a sudden both states are blue

[Jay 𖤐 @Jwrasslintakes]

Texas FC helping the blue wave retake Senate

[⛧°.⋆jess🦇༻⋆.°☾⛧ @jessimikuh]

i think zohran mamdani getting elected as nyc mayor reversed whatever harambe dying did to the universe

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

Pronouns in email signatures by 10am tomorrow

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

mamdanistan has expanded its borders

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Texas is uh now more liberal than Alberta

[groucho marxist🔻☭ @fwasiercwane]

I believe Klein/11 returned us to the correct timeline