shelley parker

This morning I’m about 92% coffee, 8% dry shampoo. Let’s just be kind to each other...

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@SourPatches2077 ASMR - gentle whispering…

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

What an extraordinary life. A fixed point, seemingly unchanged by the whirlings of history around her. So strange to be suddenly without. #QueenElizabeth

[Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner]

Feels like we’ve been losing our minds in recent years. Now it feels like we may be about to lose our heart. That mighty, constant oak is ailing. God bless her.

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

When your boots try to kill you… https://t.co/rQBau60e5J

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@wiljun59 My Grandad called this ‘bleezing’, I’m sure the spelling is incorrect, I know. He possibly made up the word, I don’t know. Anyone else heard of this?
Many a time the newspaper was sucked up the chimney pot. The sweetest memories of Grandad cursing!

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@KeriWarbis This is fantastic! Thank you kindly @KeriWarbis. Your penmanship is a beaut by the way!

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@RoseStokes David Sheff’s, ‘Beautiful Boy’…
Astounding!

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@KeriWarbis I don’t know but it’s beautiful and soulful. Sounds like an Opus from Marie Antoinette.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

However much Michael Gove tries to level up Britain, it’ll never get as high as him.

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@Keeptheban_ Did we ever find out whom this appalling person is???

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@artistmatisse This is actually quite dreadful. Was he drunk? 😉

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@KincoraHouse @sarah_mattocks I’ll see if I can order it online. Fab find.

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@flyingtriple @sarah_mattocks @roifield Thank you! Followed…

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@BBCTheArchers @BrendaMSelwyn @SieurdePonthieu @sarah_mattocks @linniRsbooks Oh thank you so much! I think I’m going to like it an awful lot in Ambridge ☺️

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@SieurdePonthieu @sarah_mattocks @BrendaMSelwyn @BBCTheArchers This is lovely. Thanks Chris and you’re were completely correct. I began listening to day and doing some ‘research’. The Archers should be available at all good Universities to study 😊

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@FintanTheWrong @sarah_mattocks This is just wonderful. Thank you.

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@SieurdePonthieu @sarah_mattocks @linniRsbooks @BrendaMSelwyn @BBCTheArchers Thank you, Chris… Today I’m off work so I’m going to dive in. Just followed @BBCTheArchers. It’s going to be pots of tea and checking this all out, perfect day. When you say Hotel California do you mean I’m going to become addicted?!? ☺️

[shelley parker @luvshelley]

@Drys @wenlockhouse @sarah_mattocks @DumTeeDum @TheCiderShedPod @OnAmbridge Fantastic reply. All the men are tired all time and everyone under 30 sounds the same… perfectly said. My grandparents lived in the village of Blanchland, I moved to Australia, went into the local after being away SEVERAL years, nothing had changed! Not. A. Jot!