Wei

A coder and a dancer.

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In truth, having children is my excuse for running in snow like a lunatic ❄️

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2 days after Halloween
my children gave to me
One bad cold
And two uncarved pumpkins

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Ironed 3 blouses of mine. A few thoughts:
1. They are being returned
2. How many collective human hours are wasted on this? Why is it legal to make clothes from non-wrinkle-free material?
3. Housewives are responsible for childcare, cooking, AND IRONING. Fucking serious?!

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@fsareshwala Precisely!

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So I paid $35 in tolls and $15 parking for going to the office for one day. Back to office they said, it will be fun they said.

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@gabehollombe @samaaron I thought grass *everywhere* pops balloons because there are always pointy things inside 😑

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@fsareshwala That’s a neat trick to keep in mind! Thank you for the tip :)

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Looked for lost cat for an hour
Googled “how to find lost cat”
Found cat in 5 minutes

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@fsareshwala House cats usually don’t venture far from the house and get on your knees to look into possible hiding places. We found ours under our next door neighbor’s cars

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@bentanweihao Indeed. It’s like never even in the ballpark when it comes to kids

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*1.5yo was quiet in the next room for 5 minutes*
Husband to 3yo: Go check what your sister is doing and let us know on a scale of 1-10 what level of a mess she’s made
3yo: She’s sitting on potty
Husband: worst case she pees on the ground
1.5yo: *rocks out with potty on head*

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@fsareshwala It drives me mad and annoys me to no ends. Then I get used to being mad and annoyed. Parenthood is the ultimate frustration tolerance training course.

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#TGIM

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How I feel after a weekend with our two under 3

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My 18-month-old went to sleep holding a damp washcloth 2 days ago, yesterday a board book, today a doll. Are you demonstrating convergence to normality my child?

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Control Group https://t.co/XS6CeFnjQs

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Is there catnip in my @Pukkaherbs night time tea?

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@kuba_suder BTDT. Two days ago in fact