Justinnn

2 shakes of one Lamb’s tail

[The Hill @thehill]

JUST IN: Pennsylvania's Democratic lt. governor files to run for Senate https://t.co/cTanNWrcYn

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

Ben Garrison is probably drawing a picture of a buff Lin Wood about to get executed in a guillotine labeled Twitter

[@fyodor.bsky.social @Fyodor32768]

@whstancil Each line that Trump stepped over people shouted from the rooftops that congresses failure to respond would make the next offense worse. And here we are in 2021 with Congress getting looted by nazis.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump watching Romney and Lindsey Graham speak out against him while being unable to tweet

[Justinnn @luxperpetua]

@mattyglesias #hottake

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Realtor Thinks Flourishing Neighborhood Full Of Middle-Class Latino Families Has Real Turnaround Potential https://t.co/uiC8C2qvAg

[Justinnn @luxperpetua]

@realDonaldTrump omfg your skin is the color of a deeply used jockstrap

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Media Lambasts Biden Administration For Failure To Solve Coronavirus https://t.co/MDN7PEcikW

[Justinnn @luxperpetua]

The death of cynicism

[Justinnn @luxperpetua]

@baseballot It’s so context dependent, so based on my mood I went with dump

[Justinnn @luxperpetua]

@jbouie Yeah but people were like “gross, raw egg and oil” and then boom you can’t make most sandwich’s without it.

[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

Somewhere in a war room Stephen Miller is pleading that the only way forward is to sacrifice Barron to the lord of light.

[Justinnn @luxperpetua]

It's increasingly clear you're a moron. Research is going to yield even more evidence that you're a giant moron.

[Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich]

It is increasingly clear that Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania are all being stolen by Democrats and the research is almost certainly going to yield far more votes stolen than Biden’s current margins

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The last time Trump tried to cheat this hard in Pennsylvania he was attending UPenn

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Easily the most stressful National Sandwich Day in my lifetime.

[Justinnn @luxperpetua]

@realDonaldTrump Us, Florida, and the USA?? So specific!

[Justinnn @luxperpetua]

@realDonaldTrump Omg why would Biden target those three specific states?!?! Aren’t they...battleground states? Seems like he wouldn’t want to a 700% refugee surge in those 3 specific states! Wow thanks for your clarity on this highly particular and timely incident!

[Justinnn @luxperpetua]

@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson Truly amazing! It’s like, why won’t these companies run this story you really want them to run? You just want the people to hear about this and Twitter is not letting you! As the President, you should decide what news gets put out! It’s all in the Constitution, right?