Lauren

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

Wine and wiener Wednesdays should be a forever thing.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

My entire life, I have said so many words that meant something but no body is listening.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

Any woman at this point that calls themselves a bimbo, unfollow me. I’ve grown up knowing that’s an insult. I work till my hands bleed and you’re fucking gross, you are the reason I will NEVER get the respect I deserve.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

I didn’t think it was possible but every day I just grow more dead inside. There’s truly no more hope.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

Is @HEB turning into wal mart with only two regular lanes open at 5pm?? That’s a sad day. Please don’t turn, I like the human interaction. Especially at my HEB it’s always the same people that I’ve grown to love seeing.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

@SATXPolice I was driving home tonight and came across one of you driving in the middle of the street. I had to swerve, I couldn’t see the license plate. I’m assuming you were drunk or high. Sounds about right.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

What’s it like thinking you can be the fucking PRINCESS behind the bar?

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

@billkillerbbq Who the fuck was it?!!!

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

@SATXPolice I never feel safe with y’all. I will always save myself instead

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

@SATXPolice they are so fucking bored with their lives that they are probably going to rape you and then charge you with an 8th of weed. They have nothing better to do with their lives. And are never there when you need them.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

When will it be MY turn? 😔

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

I’ve never been a woman’s woman, due to my mother and my oh so perfect lovely sister but the rest of you just prove more and more every day as to why I will never be a woman’s woman. Most of yall just suck!

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

I just paid my car off but what if I bought myself a horse instead of a new car. 🤷🏻‍♀️🐴

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

I can’t wait to be off with my boyfriend tomorrow night. It’s been at least two weeks since we have had time off together and I just miss him. 😔🥺 @nic_is_lit

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

I’m up right now.

Did I hurt your feelings when I hustle like that?

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

It truly blows my mind that people think they can keep things from me.

The thing about me is that I’m a Capricorn and I will ALWAYS find out.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

The amount of you literal bitch ass bartenders (women) who always want to play a game. You will never be respected by me. So stop asking. Work till your hands bleed and then ask me for respect.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

Hey the @nyknicks won tonight. That’s all.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

I love how all of our @Uber and @lyft drivers in Austin haven’t talked to us. Y’all’s San Antonio drivers just need to stfu sometimes.

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

It’s my cunt of a sister’s birthday today. Happy birthday, you ungrateful bitch. 🥳

[Lauren @lvanwag1990]

I just hope my small baby Reggie is all right at home during this storm. 😔🥺