there are wine girls and there are weed girls. wine girls are good at cleaning and have matching throw pillows. weed girls have no short term memory and lots of random piles.
one time I went to walmart to buy a hitclip after saving up all my cash and on my way out got accused of shoplifting. I think I was like 6. Like sorry just trying to listen to my 15 seconds of Backstreet Boys’ “Shape of my Heart”