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infosec for startups, worse half of @ewa_jodlowska, @latacora @cljtogether

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AWS please I am begging you to learn about the "Organizations" service

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@ctennis Doesn't help that they're "experimental".

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@immad This doesn’t work anymore because Zelle is retiring the app; only direct bank integrations work :/

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@pulley Why do you go out of your way to break password managers on your signup page?

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@pchapuis @mitsuhiko @abhicantdraw @asxndu Do you do anything to manage the Markdown?

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@hdevalence halflight 3 confirmed

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@mitsuhiko @hodgestar Jeez. Can’t believe that was over a decade ago! But yeah, still think it’s an interesting thought. I think the industry push for stateless machines and hosted storage made it less fashionable for a while but obviously tools like Litestream etc have proven you can do both

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Chicken katsu Caesar sandwich (Ciabatta)

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@fopminui @PicturesFoIder The most important piece of software at Latacora is named payne, for Cecilia. It figures out (metaphorically) what infrastructure systems are made of by looking at them through their APIs ("emission spectra", if you will)

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@jeffbarr Outside of the comms miss others have pointed out: “account” is the wrong granularity for deciding what a new customer is because it punishes the people who use your services the best the most (in this case: organizations).

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Killed last tweet, haven't changed my mind, just don't have the bandwidth to keep N non-customers up to date on an evolving incident N different ways, and didn't want that to be a sales push either. Good news: so far, if you're directly impacted right now, you'd probably know.

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@BriannaWu How the fuck did this guy get off without more than 1) $2000 2) an inkling he might be the A?

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I kind of want to order this because regardless of whether it’s the mystery retro windows machine form the image or the woodworking parts, it’s going to be fascinatingly terrifying

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Well *your* company clearly isn’t

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@turbogrrl @korinreid lightweight, 4wd & guzzles fuel, you say

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@turbogrrl @korinreid how is she so big already what

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@kchoudhu first of all, fuck you

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@zeeg bro error is nil like all the time idk wym

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@zeeg License plate advertises a problem I expect yours will not suffer from

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@ashleymcnamara oh my gosh I'm so sorry; that's gotta hurt. hugs from the deaf-in-one-ear crew :( (I'm deaf in my right ear; doesn't hurt but it is permanent)