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[mango @lvlnrecord]

isn’t jon hamm the guy who tortured someone in a fraternity hazing???

[crest. @sonofcrest]

Amy Poehler says Jon Hamm told her to 'get her shit together' while she was pregnant and grieving her gynecologist's death during SNL rehearsals

"That was 2008. I was pregnant with my son Archie. Hamm was the host. I was supposed to deliver the baby on Sunday."

"So I thought I was going to do the show on Saturday and then deliver the baby the next day."

"We rehearsed all day on Friday. I was in nine sketches that week. Six days before, I had done the Palin rap, I was still feeling pretty good.

"Friday, we're shooting a Mad Men pretape, and I get a call that my OB/GYN has passed away. A wonderful doctor in his 80s, an incredible doctor. He passed away, and I burst out crying on the phone."

"When you see a very pregnant person hysterically crying, it's very scary. Everyone's like, 'Are you okay?' And I said, 'My OB/GYN just died, he died of a heart attack last night.'"

"It gets really quiet, and Hamm leans in and says to me, 'This is a really big deal, and I need you to get your shit together. This is the first time I'm hosting, and I need you to pull it together, it's a big week for me.'"

"And I go from crying to laughing so hard, tears squirting out, I start clapping and laughing."

"He made me laugh so hard, and I went into labor that night."

[mango @lvlnrecord]

WHY IS THE UNIVERSE TAKING THE WRONG PEOPLE

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[mango @lvlnrecord]

he needs to d*e. now

[SK misogyny🇰🇷 @zip99900]

Kim Geun-sik, a convicted sex offender who raped numerous children, is scheduled to be released from prison in October next year.

After serving a five-year sentence for rape resulting in injury against a child under the age of 13 in 2000, Kim Geun-sik was released. He then committed the following crimes.

•May 24, 2006: Raped a nine-year-old girl.
•June 4, 2006: Raped a thirteen-year-old girl.
•June 8, 2006: Raped a ten-year-old girl.
•June 20, 2006: Raped a thirteen-year-old girl.
•July 3, 2006: Raped a seventeen-year-old high school student.
•July 18, 2006: Raped an eleven-year-old girl.
•July 20, 2006: Raped a thirteen-year-old girl.
•July 22, 2006: Raped an eighteen-year-old high school student.
•August 3, 2006: Raped an eleven-year-old girl.
•August 8, 2006: Raped a twelve-year-old girl.
•August 10, 2006: Raped a thirteen-year-old girl.
•September 11, 2006: Raped a twelve-year-old girl.
•September 2006: Raped a thirteen-year-old girl.

His method was simple: he approached his victims while pretending to be carrying a heavy load. He asked the children, “My luggage is heavy. Could you help me carry it?” When they came closer to help him, he threatened them with a weapon or assaulted them with a metal pipe, abducted them, and raped them.

He was sentenced to 15 years in prison. While incarcerated, he repeatedly assaulted other inmates and threatened prison officers. He was also identified as the perpetrator of another child-sexual-abuse case that had remained unsolved for 16 years. He received an additional five-year sentence for obstructing the performance of official duties, assault, and raping a minor. As a result, although he was originally scheduled to be released in 2022, his release was postponed until 2027.

The prosecution argued that Kim Geun-sik should undergo medication treatment to suppress his sexual urges, commonly referred to as “chemical castration.” However, the court rejected the request, stating that it could not conclusively determine that he posed a risk of committing another sex offense.

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[mango @lvlnrecord]

enemies to lovers with nuns GET ME THAT MOVIE NOWWW

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

👩‍❤️‍👩🏳️‍🌈Two lesbian nuns who hated each other get married after quitting convent.

Francília Costa and Luiza Silvério tied the knot in an outdoor civil ceremony in October 2025 after first meeting in a convent in 2019 – when they didn’t like each other.

[mango @lvlnrecord]

Me attending my first pride parade in 2023

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

saw a Furry for the first time in real life yesterday

[mango @lvlnrecord]

what did she expect was gonna happen…

[ぅゅゅ-ん🍼💫 @HI_y_mks]

RESCENE リセンヌ ウォニ
ポケカ 真ん中からハサミ入れる

[mango @lvlnrecord]

me when Elise finally appeared in the movie with her lantern

[mango @lvlnrecord]

Just watched the new insidious and that ghost woman with a shotgun

[mango @lvlnrecord]

I said “I don’t know” so much

[mango @lvlnrecord]

got an interview for a job I just applied to out of curiosity so I’m gonna purposely bomb it tomorrow bc I don’t wanna work there

[mango @lvlnrecord]

got an interview for a job I just applied to out of curiosity so I’m gonna purposely bomb it tomorrow bc I don’t wanna work there

[mango @lvlnrecord]

me shaking off a bug that’s on me

[iki @zkdlinhwa]

they be gagging at ANYTHING😭

[mango @lvlnrecord]

and still have the frequently used gifs

[starsleeps @starsleeps]

If anyone is wondering how not updating this app since it was twitter is going: pictures display as links, I can’t post replies, I can see the number of QTs but not what they actually say, and I approximately 75% of DMs never show up. But at least I got that bird.

[mango @lvlnrecord]

started a system scan on my laptop knowing I have so many node_modules files and it’s been seven hours still scanning

[mango @lvlnrecord]

kpop stans would literally end their firstborns for a kpop group. this is crazy

[Hate Crave @HateCrave]

BTS fans are currently mass reporting and threatening to sue 'The Pixel Project' following their suspension of the group leader.

The Pixel Project have been instrumental in combatting domestic violence and the protection of women's right.

[mango @lvlnrecord]

this fucking comment😭

[mango @lvlnrecord]

she got that ginebra san miguel tolerance

[i like food @messedupfoods]

retired baddie confirmed

[mango @lvlnrecord]

why is this so funny😭

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Yo why do they hate that word 😭😭😭

[mango @lvlnrecord]

I love you Beth Cooper😭

[mango @lvlnrecord]

man…

[mango @lvlnrecord]

that’s fucking crazy