Alex Herman

My kids know I'm not cool

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I thought they voted out Harrison Butker last Tuesday.

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@NateSilver538 love your coverage, but even I have to admit this is funny. 😆

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Cut @buttkicker7

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@SUBWAY why did your stores get rid of brown mustard? It’s literally the best sauce.

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So, if I convince @tkelce to give me one of his Super Bowl rings, does that mean I am then a literal Super Bowl Champion?

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@FedEx the package you left at my door, with my house number in the background. I should also point out, that’s not my street, either.

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@RogerMarshallMD The HHS’ secretary recommendations sounds likes a heart attack on a stick, but it makes sense he’s fine with it since he doesn’t have a heart.

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@RogerMarshallMD Where do insurance companies fit in that process?

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Best fried chicken in KC? Go Chicken Go.

Fight me

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Did Tyler Thigpen ever “officially” retire?

Asking for a friend.

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@getnickwright Why is Gardner Minshew giving Nick Wright vibes?

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I’m not saying I want to hang out with the drunk, passed out raccoon, but I’m also not saying I don’t. https://t.co/I4HgEywheH

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Country music is not good

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@daveanthony Great show last night.

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@DickieV @finebaum @BrucePeach1 @AuburnMBB @espn I think you meant to tag @coachbrucepearl

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@tgoff11 add opening the stadium for a watch party against Mizzou to the long list of great ideas your department has had under your watch. #rockchalk

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@Wendys why is it that you very time you change your fries, they get worse? Go back to the way you made them 20 years ago.

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@reynoldsgareth @daveanthony

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I wasn’t alive for any of the Royals/Yankees showdowns of the late ‘70’s

I’m getting why the older Royals fans feel the way they do about the Yankees. #kcroyals

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@HotTopic how can you have five employees at the counter and none of them checking out a single customer, even ones with online orders?