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[ray ✨ @mascarayde]

MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[✌️ @lydia_pie]

30, dirty, and driving

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i told my older millennial coworker i’ve been to 3 taylor swift concerts and now she thinks we can kiki about new announcements :(

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doug ford mandating all provincial public service workers back to the offices that he sold is peak politics. i loooooove when politicians focus on what matters

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i did loan out 9 books for 8 days of vacation

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as someone with an end of august birthday, i proudly dub summer a season that continues in to september. thank you

[✌️ @lydia_pie]

how should we tell the cat sitter that our cats LIKE hearing us sing about how stinky they are

[✌️ @lydia_pie]

monday afternoon. wondering where all the weight I lost went. where’d it go

[✌️ @lydia_pie]

kayla is genetically predisposed to know how to go viral on tiktok

[✌️ @lydia_pie]

worst part about looking at rentals is “the grey”

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kayla on the way home from her grandfathers funeral “should we listen to a podcast on embalming?”

[✌️ @lydia_pie]

for example i drove 30 minutes and paid $50 and the best I could get was a 26yr old blonde mother of 1 with bpd

[✌️ @lydia_pie]

one of the worst things about living where we do is the need to travel 1hr + and pay $150+ for a haircut by a non-straight

[✌️ @lydia_pie]

don’t have a meeting until next friday. coworkers won’t know i’m serving cunt with my bob until then </3

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this is what my body dysmorphia said i look like

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

bored of my appearance bored of my hobbies bored of everything

[✌️ @lydia_pie]

he looks like he just sharted the tub in the second picture 😭

[e m i l y 🇵🇷 @emily_giselle]

If Hasan's GQ article was propaganda, consider me fully radicalized. Mutual aid comes in many forms, and mi amor served👏🏼

[toni collette stan account @HarryPhillips15]

The Life of a Showgirl

[✌️ @lydia_pie]

the life of a show girl ⭐️ @suzietoot

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try not to kms Monday is a success! done work in 7 minutes and have not kms!