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[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

No the reason all my credit cards are maxed out is actually so that if I get robbed they can’t use them to steal from me

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me trying to remember something I told myself to remember, but all I can remember is that I wasn't supposed to forget

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Big was lucky Carrie needed to be comforted, if I was Charlotte & Miranda I would've jumped him

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

They woulda had to call the NYPD to get me off Big if he did this to my homegirl

[Dralone&_DR145 @draloneboy]

MAJOR BREAKING: Epstein survivors just announced they will release their own list of names.

“We know who abused us. We saw who came and went. This list will be survivor-led—for survivors.”

The government stalled.

Now the victims are doing it themselves.

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

this is so scary. imagine you thinking you found the man of your dreams and this is his digital footprint

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[$ @2xsam_]

Yes, I wish I acted worse!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly haťe how ADHD has been sensationalized as the fun mental illness but having it literally feels like walking around with some very specific kind of dementia that is actively ruining your life at every step and the culprit is always you.

[lyd @lydiaosh]

To dwindle down something as intensive and all consuming as getting a masters or PhD to a ploy to impress men??? Like the mere potential of male attention would drive the ambition and dedication it takes to get a PhD??? we do not give af about y’all please be serious 😭

[jisan @jisanfloewin]

I need the ladies to realize that us men truly (and I mean this in the most lighthearted way, pls don’t come for me) don’t give a fuck abt what degrees u have, I’ve never once said “man shorty over there fine af with the bachelors degree, but this shorty over here got her PhD 😍”

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Reminds me of when men broke the fingers of a sex robot, molested it and heavily soiled it at a tech fair.
It's not about whether the robot has feelings, it's about how these men get so excited about harming something when they know there are no consequences.

[Ben ꕤ @bentolate]

me liking every Chris Brown hate tweet

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[Jackson @Jacksonsrule]

Call it a millennial crisis if you want.
But in my 30's, I realized l don't actually want the life I worked so hard for. I don't care about titles. I don't care about climbing anyone else's ladder. I care about time. I care about slow mornings. I care about peace. I care about bare feet at the beach with nowhere to be. I still want to make money.. just not at the cost of my life.