Queen Lydia J

i might be beautiful on the inside but im flaming on the outside

[Famous Birthdays @FamousBirthdays]

@lydjolp Happy birthday! Celebrities Cher, Peyton Clark and Busta Rhymes have the same bday as you!

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

“@FamousBirthdays: @lydjolp Happy birthday! Celebrities Cher, Peyton Clark and Busta Rhymes have the same bday as you!” WOW THANKS!!!!!💋

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

HAAAAAPPPPPYYYYY birthdayyyy to MEEEEE!!!! Happy birthday to me!!! Happy birthday to the greatest human being to ever live 😃 @lydjolp

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

I would categorize myself as a skunk #humble #stealthy #patterns #softgrunge #nbd

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

Did you hear that today a whale got electrocuted because Ben Franklin was reincarnated into coral #FoxNewsSunday #truth #GoHillary2016

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

Peep the new avi 🔥🔥 #selfiesfor5sos #lydforprez #real

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

Happy birthday @earth sorry I missed your bday!! Hope you celebrated in your birthday suit 😉😉 #nakey #real #pureiowa

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

@joemap53 don't be moody because you don't got my booty!!!!

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

@joemap53 the good news is. The Africans are so grateful, I just had to chop off my limbs and they told me they'd ship me back

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

@joemap53 no. HES A GANG MEMBER. HE TAKES OUT A KNIFE PUTS ME ON A CAMELS BACK AND SENDS ME TO AFrica

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

@lydjolp the next day a man asked if I wanted help to safety (I said yes my tummy hurt!!). He helped me into his edible arrangements van

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

@lydjolp the bee stung me!!!! I woke up HANGING off of the Leaning tower of PIZZA!!!!

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

Ok so all of the sudden I'm walking in Norway eating my #kerplesh and a bee lands on my shoulder. The bee was wearing sunglasses

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

@lydjolp fav if you wanna hear the story #knives #groutfits #scoobydoo #scary

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

@lydjolp I got kidnapped by the Cartel

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

OH MY LLAMAS IM BACK MY DIGGITY DOGS!!!!

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

Happy valentines day to all the dreamers, the posers, and the single ladies. Hope you're all spending it picking off rose petals😉 #Beyonce

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

HAPPY FIRST TWEET OF FEBRUARY!!!!!

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

When you are trying to offer republican ideas and then they get shut down #freethellamas #MeetThePress #cantstopme

[Queen Lydia J @lydjolp]

@lydjolp shucks!!! You know what he is accountant so he does get partial credit. So now we can tussle, you ugly brussel

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