mean girl #1

[Harry 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🔶️ @hazr198]

I'll never understand British people moving to Dubai.

A soulless, socially conservative dictatorship with no culture made up of some skyscrapers in a desert. Literally can't think of a worse place to move.

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

so tell me everything is not about me… but what if it is??

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

There will be a thesis written one day on how Erling Haaland told Mikel Arteta to stay humble and then proceeded to lose all his footballing ability.

[ⒻⒻⒸ ⓋⓄⒾⒸⒺ @FFCVoice]

Masterminded a home 2-2 draw against a team with a quarter of their budget. What a fucking trooper.

[Steve @DickoPFC]

It’s like Peter Sutcliffe protesting that out of of a population of 2.5m women in Yorkshire he only murdered 22 of them….

[ArsenalAnoop @ArsenalAnoop]

Bro lost every game after saying this 😂

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

nick abandoning the girl was supposedly in love with when he found out jess was stood up… in the PILOT

[Adam Keys @adamkeys_]

It’s a good job Van Dijk just kicked Havertz and didn’t do something outrageous like kick the ball away, or he may have been in real trouble. #AFC

[george @StokeyyG2]

One of the guys in the VAR room for this Arsenal Liverpool game has FPL up on his phone 😭

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Erling Haaland is goalless in the Prem since telling Mikel Arteta to stay humble.

He hasn't scored in 350 minutes.

Humbled.

[Premier League Match Centre (Parody) @PL_Match_Centre]

#LIVCHE - 6”

Tosin Adarabioyo brought down Jota in the same way Saliba brought down Evanilson yesterday. VAR checked the club badge, we can see that Tosin does not play for Arsenal, plus Howard Webb didn’t text us, so it’s only a yellow card

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Erling Haaland hasn’t scored in the Premier League since this moment 👀

[Graham Smith 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇬🇱 🐧 @GrahamSmith_]

We waste over half a billion pounds a year on the royals. Including a personal income for William of at least £23m. Perhaps we could start by putting that money into getting people off the streets.

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

Just when you were beginning to despair of the UK, someone does something like this…

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

do I have a song for you

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Maybe City should have spent the week focusing on their next game rather than giving interviews about Arsenal every 26 seconds. Just a thought.

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

Saying this while your lawyers are currently in court fighting off one hundred and thirty charges is amazing irony

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Just a reminder that Michael Oliver is the same referee who didn’t give Kovacic a second yellow at the Emirates last season because ‘he didn’t want to ruin the game’.