Sir Vixalot®

[prance @bocxtop]

this is so embarrassing

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

The media always focuses on when police kill. But there are plenty of days when we don’t. For example in 2020 there were 18 days when police officers didn’t kill anyone at all.

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

not them monkey in captivity pull ups

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

they’re gonna creampie the moon

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

not playing.

[Brute Lesnar @BuddyNoLove]

Jobs really be drug testing for weed while the execs be having coke parties.

[Kayla Cottingham 🌙 @peculiaritea]

In what world is this subtle

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

tom brady bout to give his son a hickey

[Ghostface Kafka (36 Chambers) @thekafkadude]

You can still download 121 Tom and Jerry episodes for free from the CIA 2017 release of Osama Bin Laden's hard drive. I understand that people don't have a lot of money for entertainment in these tough times.

[Sir Vixalot® @lyiingcat]

@loyaIpet Thanks dude 👍

[david ☝🏽 @imreallydavid]

wtf lol

[Darien™ 🧊 @darienmeshell]

This could literally save a life. Save a family. My god

[kyle @kylelove2tweet]

ok now reduce your fraction