Lyle the Intern

Dude

[Lyle the Intern @lyle_the_intern]

Some security dude just woke me up from my morning nap. Not a good way to start a Monday.

[Lyle the Intern @lyle_the_intern]

Why don't we have Flag Day off?

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Tar balls.

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Just read a newspaper. Have you heard about this oil thing?

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Lost is over- NOW I'm gonna start watching it. Lyle ain't no follower

[Lyle the Intern @lyle_the_intern]

Some British dude just called me a "Knob." That's good, right?

[Lyle the Intern @lyle_the_intern]

Needed a hug this morning. Thanks- Dude sitting next to me on the bus. You're a gentle & sensitive hugger...

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MGMT on the show tonite. Gonna jam with those mofos whether they like it or not. Yahooooie

[Lyle the Intern @lyle_the_intern]

I'm like Batman or that Iron Dude. I work in the shadows... RT @suezq801 @lyle_the_intern where have you been?????

[Lyle the Intern @lyle_the_intern]

6 Egg McMuffins later, I'm ready to start pretending to work,...

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Happy Earth Day, mother scratchers!!

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For April Fools Day prank I put broken glass in @Late_Show segment producer @BrianTeta 's oatmeal. Frak you Teta

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Itchy...

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Check it out- Lyle's gonna sit on the keyboard- 9u0r0w9 rgejhreor oow34hwohSD8r3ere54 hrg4h7JNPwr57894CXXRR34erg43t98yrg

[Lyle the Intern @lyle_the_intern]

Ate corn on the cob for breakfast. Best way to start the day mofos!

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Just caught a rat with my bare hands. Lyle's still got it...

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Hangin' da mail room... Lyle's day? Lickin' envelopes

[Lyle the Intern @lyle_the_intern]

The Kellogg's people misspelled "Fruit" on my Froot Loops... Bet the dude who screwed that shiznit up got fired

[Lyle the Intern @lyle_the_intern]

If I had me a monkey friend I'd dress him in overalls and name that bastard Kenny. You dig?

[Lyle the Intern @lyle_the_intern]

I just saw a guy who looked like Larry Hagman. Lucky bastard...