Lyle Carpenter

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

@jkl196 It could be worse, you could barrack for Essendon.

[Doc Malik @DocAhmadMalik]

Why are people like Tommy Robinson, Katie Hopkins, Laurence Fox, Nigel Farage and others so quiet about the Epstein files?
I cannot recall hearing them mention it once.
Now imagine this instead.
A Muslim Epstein
Linked to an Arab intelligence agency
Running blackmail, child and human trafficking, grooming, paedophilia and sexual exploitation
Do you really think there would be silence then?
The selective outrage tells you everything........

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

@Peter_Fitz Sorry Pete, “versing” may be the way the younger generation says it, but I can’t cop it. Absolutely hate it.
I just cringe every time I hear it.

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

@Peter_Fitz @thinknoutld One word. Trump.

People saw bat shit craziness that Trump-style politics brought in, and that rubbed off on the LNP.

[Tyler Lewis @tmlew_]

Tom Rogers set to make his Sheffield Shield debut on Tuesday. He made 1458 runs and took 48 wickets playing in the UK this winter and made 89 and 90 for Victoria’s Second XI last week.

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

OMG Xavier Coates
What a try.

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

@Cpcc15 @KobeCoburn LOL. 7/107

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

JUST IN: Environment Minister Tanya Plibersek has granted Bruce Lehrmann a licence for a coal mine he accidentally discovered while digging his own grave

[Bob Carr @bobjcarr]

No Tony he wasn’t the greatest Australian Catholic. Try Mannix or John Bede Polding. Pell was a culture war brawler. He held to kindergarten-level climate denialism. He was a fond protector of the criminal Ridsdale. No moral or intellectual titan at all.

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

@Seanflynn73 …And it barely gets a mention in the media.

But there’s 4 billion stories and comment pieces because Grace Tame didn’t smile.

Some very strange priorities out there

[Cricket Victoria @cricketvictoria]

Fantastic to have plenty of club cricket back underway in Victoria today! @ us your view at your local ground! #sport #cricket

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

@SaintFrankly @LiberalVictoria The Dan Andrews and the Labour Party must be shattered - Tim Smith was their biggest asset.

[benjamin (giggling) @gigglingben]

FUCK. ME. this is an utterly superb article that perfectly expresses how totally screwed we are, so utterly depressing, but still an essential read, great use of words & facts ⁦@DaveMilbo⁩ I won’t forget I promise hehe https://t.co/8eVL30KcmN

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

@Cpcc15 Nah. He has his coffee black.

I actually don’t use the milk frother myself (just pour milk in and then microwave it - that probably sounds a bit strange, but it’s quick / easy) - it is the taste of the plunger coffee that I don’t like.

[@peterhannam1.bsky.social @p_hannam]

Something tells me this author never began a column with ‘Come on Melbourne! Give your premier a bloody break’…

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

@hardy289 @MikeCarlton01 22 Feb 2021

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

How’s the hypocrisy of Credlin in her weekly whinge about ‘leftists’ & ‘woke-ism’, bemoaning the lack of decent WiFi & spasmodic internet for families in lockdown ??
FFS, Credlin / Abbott are the reason why we don’t have decent NBN!!

@rohan_connolly @MayneReport @TonyHWindsor

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

@hardy289 @malcolmconn @Cpcc15 Nice.
I know a U12/2s team that needs a coach. Haha. 🤔

[Lyle Carpenter @lylec51]

@hardy289 @malcolmconn It’s not rocket science 😂😜

@Cpcc15