Lyman Tuttle

Enjoyer of gizmos, sports, animal husbandry, and vague prognostications. Oxford comma enthusiast.

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@growing_daniel I won't be thanking anyone for soggy fries, thank you very much. He can wait until I've determined the food has met his quality standards.

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The only way to avoid the poop parasite is by having a diet consisting exclusively of fried chicken. I don't see why everyone is complaining.

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@Utduckguy @ChaseThomason 150 > 55 since you seem bad at math.

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@hankgreen I looked it up, and those people are wrong.

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@vaughanilla_cos I think you could replace Ned with Alexa and everything would be the same.

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@CoxJcoxfmly @Monkeydad97 @SLCScanner Freedom 250 was created by Trump and he appointed himself to be in charge of it. There was already a congressionally appointed group called America 250 that Trump sidelined and stole the funding from to make his own partisan celebration. Look it up.

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@SeanDNeves @mcsuggafree I have a friend in Utah County who said they found three abandoned campfires in the last two weeks between Payson Canyon and Maple Canyon. These morons are gonna to burn everything down.

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@Tjonesonthenba Do you think he starts this year?

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Emperor Qin had it right. If you want to fight the algae, keep the tourists out, and have a killer reflection then you gotta fill that son of a bitch with mercury.

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@PaulSkallas Unless he gets hit by a bus

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@sporadica Scarcity is part of the appeal. It won't be the same if it's here every time. You take what the golden goose gives you, don't kill it for its eggs.

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@NatPurser Yeah they need more pleasant euphemisms like Twilight Terrace or End of the Line Estates

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@TrungTPhan @spmarshman What the hell was the governor of Utah going to do to get him on a plane from Texas to Buffalo?

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Real men chase storms on bisonback, just like our native ancestors.

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@BenStiller @NBA The fact that the conversation is about Vic after losing the series means the debate is already over. Wemby is the face of the league.

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@Scorp67a @DJJazzyJody It's from the Athletic, not the Atlantic. And they were very early reporting the Rudy/Donovan rift that all Jazz fans denied existed until it was confirmed that it existed.

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@3YearLetterman Back under the BCS system, this would mean the NCAA could revoke Indiana’s statehood just like they did to SMU.

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@SonnyBunch You are seeing it because people like to have their ego stroked and love it when visitors say nice things about where they live. From there the algorithm boosts it for engagement. It's not because our stadiums are beyond their comprehension.

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@RyanOppenheimer @ClaireMPLS The 2001 Lakers were in the middle of a 3-peat, not some lovable underdog. No one is going to consider this New York team on that tier unless they win more championships.

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@JonesOnTheNBA It's different when the guy is obviously hurt. No judgment on his long-term value, but he was obviously not the guy that should've been on the floor as much as he was.