Lyn Greenwood

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@AdamKinzinger Stagnant cat urine

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@whitecatprophcy Ward Auction had a vasectomy offered (1st counselor in the bishopric was a Urologist). Turns out 2nd counselor in the bishopric was the nephew of one of the Seventy (and - oh - his uncle is now one of the Twelve. I don’t think we had another auction and definitely not a vasectomy

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@CharitieHartsig What about funeral potatoes?

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@MalcolmNance @mikekrauser

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@gregpinelo So we’re having hearings on a planned coup of our government and we’re worried about how a rep talks. I get it - Nixon vs JFK. But can we focus on the gravity of these hearings?

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@angelalevin1 Here are non-failed words: They’re gone. Leave them alone. They’re clearly leaving the UK media alone. Report on real issues.

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@crutchproblems @ambernoelle @ShanelleLittle Oh - stress fracture would have been 1992

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@crutchproblems @ambernoelle @ShanelleLittle Goodness! A long time - would have been 1983

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@ambernoelle @ShanelleLittle Was 8 and took my brothers 6 yo friend home by bike. Fell on the way home with a concussion.Woke up in the middle of the night in bed with my mom. She asked where my dad was I lied and said downstairs. Later she said if I was smart enough to figure it out she was sure I was fine

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@SBISD Thank you! We were considering going back virtual if protocols were discarded. We’re so close! Another 3-4 months and adults will be vaccinated!

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@KarenAttiah After 23 years in Texas I still don't know the words, I just stand mutely during that part. But my kids, yeah, they know the Texas pledge. Also had to deprogram my son from "the civil war was about states rights." Sure, the right to OWN people...

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@zachdespart We lost power for 40 hours. It’s been back for 6 hours. Still preparing as if we’ll lose it at any minute. Big difference when outside temps begin with a 3, not a 1. Inside was 44 when power was restored.

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@BARFENEMA @cd_hooks $60k? Yikes! In Houston my friends with panels do have power and conserving. Everything I’ve priced out is $20-30k, with power banks. Unlike Austin we also deal with hurricanes. Also need to look at nat gas generators.

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@AntonioArellano Filled up bathtubs to flush toilets when (not if?) we lose water. Water pressure today is a fraction of what it was yesterday.

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@chrislhayes We went 40 hours without power. When it was restored ~5 hours ago our house was 44 degrees. Houston.

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@DanCrenshawTX It is so much easier to lie and make shit up -- just as Kayleigh.

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@jaspscherer @HarrisCountyRP Oh, I don’t know, maybe continued evictions, lack of COVID relief, etc etc have more to do with crime than calling out Democratic officials.