Celeste Lyndaker

Mommy to Penelope, Charlotte & Gwendolyn🌸

[o_O @djsmellyballs]

how it feels to use a condiment bottle and it starts making farting sounds

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

didn’t have my glasses on and thought they were the gay couple from modern family

[ryan😟 @bratsexuaa]

she was grabbing the fuck out of that burger omfg

[Steve @thahumorguy]

actually no one see you at your WORST like your coworkers do LMAAOO

[Elizabeth Strater @straterize]

a guy who has only eaten sloppy joes for 8 days and keeps saying “it’s sloptober”

[Fir @SimplyFir]

Remember what they took from us

[chris @tophlo]

and trisha paytas is 1 cm dilated… the prophecy is being fulfilled

[JON. @thejonfamily_]

Nahhhhh taking a four finger sniff of pool pussy in broad daylight should be a criminal offense LMAOOOO 😂😂😂

[TheMelaninDoll🫧💕. @KeMiyahAlexisss]

SOMEBODY PLEASE COME GET THEY DOG OUT OF WALGREENS‼️🤣

[ᅠ @artindetails]

indoor pool.

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

When you’re stoned at your minimum wage kitchen job and you see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a camera crew

[Hunter @hunt3jepsen]

Little miss shut the fuck up

[juan @wanrowdy67]

Never let anyone ruin your day. Ruin theirs first.