Lyndy McCrae

I write novels. I worry a lot about things I can't change even though I know it's a waste of energy. I'm getting into gardening....

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

I’ve done it! I’m an author again! https://t.co/F5wM9t2Vn4
It's been a few years since the last book but other stuff has been going on but here we go - Iniquities will be available on Kindle in a couple of days.
All those in the Wirral and in Kent look out for local landmarks...

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

Is @BorisJohnson is going bald?
His combovers seem to not quite hide his scalp - back or front.
We need to know as men who hide their bare scalp with a combover are most certainly not to be trusted. @realDonaldTrump @TheLastLeg

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Queen agrees to meet Boris Johnson, on the conditions that:

A) It’s inside the Tower of London.
B) She doesn’t have to attend.
C) The guards can throw away the key.

[David Gauke @DavidGauke]

Put to one side your views of a no deal Brexit.

Imagine that Jeremy Corbyn is PM, pursuing a policy that is unpopular in Parliament & in the country. At a crucial moment he finds a way to evade Parliamentary scrutiny for several weeks.

This is a dangerous precedent.

[Philip Hammond @PhilipHammondUK]

It would be a constitutional outrage if Parliament were prevented from holding the government to account at a time of national crisis. Profoundly undemocratic.

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

Does Boris Johnson really believe that having Trump’s support is a) a good thing, b) going to help him in any way in the long run, or c) going to help the people of the UK in any way in the long run?

[Richard III @richard_third]

A word to the government. I tend to find that acting like a fascist dictator and attempting to get everything my own way seemed to result in getting a sword stuck in my arse. I wouldn't recommend it to be honest...

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

Just ‘shit’ really

[Elizabeth Bangs. No accountability? No democracy. @ElizabethBangs]

Do you say brek-sit or bregg-zit?

[Carolyn McCrae @Carolyn_McCrae]

Coming up to Prince Albert’s 200th birthday I wonder if he should be the basis of an #alternatehistory to go with #ASetOfLies https://t.co/ElFFlW6f7H Who knows what the world would be like if the drains in Windsor Castle had been sorted but then, did he really die of typhoid...

[Carolyn McCrae @Carolyn_McCrae]

https://t.co/s3Smmdptqp has many interesting articles and interviews with authors. Since they have just published https://t.co/TAPU8JcjGb I must still be an author despite having written nothing for a year or more.

[Carolyn McCrae @Carolyn_McCrae]

#napoleon250 Born 250 years ago, almost certainly, but did Napoleon really die on St Helena in 1821? #ASetOfLies gives an alternative, and perfectly plausible, view https://t.co/K7URFEWLDt @matadorbooks

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

@tnewtondunn @SieurdePonthieu How many did #mikethexaneraman get? @thelastleg

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

Please can we send @BorisJohnson back to the crime infested city/country of his birth #newyork #usa #PrimeMinister @realDonaldTrump

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

@doctordns Happy 4 July

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

Why are you not as understanding of your spouse as Dennis Thatcher who knew when to advise that it was really time to call it a day? But then you know your wife better than anyone

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

Happy Days!
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days, 
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days, 
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days, 
Saturday, what a day, 
Rockin all week with you. 
This day is ours...

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

How different lifewould be if a #Miliband were leader of the opposition. #JeremyCorbyn is wanted/trusted by no one , even 90% (admittedly a figure plucked from mid air) within his own parliamentary party think he’s useless. Her Majesty’s opposition should get its act together....

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

The End https://t.co/G0FzY6OaaI Or is it?
But after six months I still have #writersblock
Any suggestions?
@tweetyourbooks @rgbookworld @matadorbooks

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

That’s a pretty fishy comment #homophonesrule

[BaddyPurt @baddypurt]

@sandwichfloyd @lyndymccrae @OldCourtier @KingsHeadDeal The only plaice to be is where you are Baz, probably the best
Public House that the world knows!!!

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

Pence isn’t president? Just a thought..... #clutchingatstraws

[Lyndy McCrae @lyndymccrae]

And the Chancellor talks about ‘little extras’! How about funding ‘necessities’?
I feel sad with you.