Sir Philip May

Husband of @theresa_may, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Parody.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

He saved my life
He saved your life
He saved millions of lives.
Truly our conqueror of Covid.
Matt Hancock is a much loved national hero:
Our 007.
Yes, #ImACeleb is a tv programme hosted by unfunny Marxists Ant & Don…but Matt does NOT deserve to lose our party whip.
Sad news 😔

[Ragged Trousered Philanderer @RaggedTP]

While thousands of elderly people died unnecessarily in old folks homes, Matt Hancock was dishing out multi-£Million taxpayer funded contracts to his pub landlord mate, his horsey friend, his sister's company and the brother of his mistress.
Why isn't he in the jail?

[Will @wsebag]

My interview with #ImACeleb contestant Matt Hancock

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

🦘Andy Drummond, deputy chairman of West Suffolk Conservative Association, tells @PA: "I’m looking forward to him eating a kangaroo’s penis. Quote me. You can quote me that.”

https://t.co/mA4mOswyPX

[Helena Wilkinson @BBCHelena]

Friday’s Daily Star: “Lettuce rejoice” #tomorrowspaperstoday

[John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar]

The lettuce won. Liz Truss has gone.

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

It will be no great surprise to anyone, but I'm backing @theresa_may to become the new leader of the Conservative Party and Britain's next Prime Minister #StrongAndStable and #VeryAble

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

It will be no great surprise to anyone, but I'm backing @theresa_may to become the new leader of the Conservative Party and Britain's next Prime Minister #StrongAndStable and #VeryAble

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Liz Truss firing Kwasi Kwarteng is like a ventriloquist firing the dummy for saying the wrong thing.

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

Strong and stable! 🤣🤣🤣

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

Strong and stable! 🤣🤣🤣

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

How they laughed at "strong and stable..."

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

How they laughed at "strong and stable..."

[Election Maps UK @ElectionMapsUK]

What *That* YouGov poll could look like in a General Election:

LAB: 498 (+296)
CON: 61 (-304)
SNP: 36 (-12)
LDM: 29 (+18)
PLC: 4 (=)
Others: 2 (+2)
GRN: 1 (=)

NI: 18

Labour Majority of 346

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

The moment where Boris and Carrie are told to get back in the queue behind Theresa and I. Who the hell do they think they are... Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby? https://t.co/ZbDRKyp7dJ

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

The moment where Boris and Carrie are told to get back in the queue behind Theresa and I. Who the hell do they think they are... Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby? https://t.co/ZbDRKyp7dJ

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

@Lord_Sugar Why don't you spend some of it on learning to spell?

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

“Surely *this* must mean the end for Boris Johnson.”

—Ancient British proverb

[Sir Philip May @PMhusband]

😆