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[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Comedian YY,

Same way you married Marya hadi mkapata mtoto

Then found out it cannot work is the same way Kenyans disgruntled with Ruto feel haiwezi work

While Marya went ahead to settle with her divorce lawyer, full with a white wedding, ni wewe uko kutanga tanga…

Kidogo sijui who, the following day another pussy

Ndio vile sisi pia mara tuko Maraga, Matiang’i, ooh Sifuna

The DIFFERENCE IS, our candidates in opposition can actually work together to oust Ruto

But your harlots cannot unite to replace Marya

Coz while you jump from hoe to hoe, for ego, orgasms or clout

We are looking for a renaissance. It is our lives, future and destinies on the line

So support Tutam by all means. But don’t lecture us. You know nothing about politics, loyalty, democracy or family

Dume bwege . Kidudu mtu. Go get an education

[lynn mercy @lynnmercy3]

@abuga_makori @ray_omollo 🤣🤣🤣

[C-Bwibo @BwiboCharles]

Guys we need 1 million tweets for our brother Albert Ojwang.

Killed by the police just because of a tweet.

If this post appears on your TL, RETWEET WIDELY !
#JusticeForAlbertOjwang #RutoMustGo #FreeKevinMoinde

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

If this post appears on your TL, retweet widely
#JusticeForAlbertOjwang

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

"Aoko, but you supported Ruto!"

Yes. And he won. Bets zangu huwa sure

Na hakuna siku walinipea hata bundles ya 20bob. Ask them

I did it because I erroneously believed in that wanker!

Did I have expectations, of course. Both personal and that he'd deliver for Kenyans

But si ni watu wake, akina Kipchumba Karori who was in my WhatsApp telling me,

"Ooh, you've stood by us, boss has told me to take care of you 🙄"

This was AFTER wameshinda. I didn't support Ruto for Kazi. I supported Ruto b'coz I, like millions who voted for him, fell for his lies

Kazi ni watu wake walisema. And that's why I got depressed b'coz ni WAO wali promise

I was among the first victims of lies and fake promises. Wame fail both Aoko and the country

Uzuri I don't lie, even if it'll be used against me. Same way the Mbadi thing huwa mnanitusi nayo, si ni Mimi niliwaambia

I'm a truthful wimin. That's my strength or weakness

I'm learning, evolving and growing. I rely less on emotions, more on logic now

You don't see me post while blunting. Drinking. Or ulcerated like I used to

At least saizi I can even afford to help a random tweep with 10k ya driving school. When I have, I Jenga Comrades

I'm healed. I'm healthy. I'm becoming better one day at a time. I have my idiosyncrasies, some make me who I am, others I'm working on

Siezi rudia mistakes za 2022! Even at a personal level, siwezi support mtu kipumbavu then nirudi depression

So Trust me when I tell you soberly, truly and deeply,

Dr. Fred Matiang'i is Kenya's Panacea!

He's a more relatable. Decent. Honest. Brilliant. Capable. Uplifting. Adept. Dexterous man than Ruto will ever be!

Cash this at your nearest Bank!

#matiangiforpresident

[Juma Majanga @JangaRule]

If your ego is that fragile to withstand even a satirical play like Echoes of War by Butere Girls, then you can as well cancel the entire Nation Drama Festival and let the children go back home to safety of their families instead of unleashing barbaric police brutality on them!

[lynn mercy @lynnmercy3]

@C_NyaKundiH 🤣😹🤣🤣

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

Is my suspicion yours? Why? Think! Am thoughting. What will happen to mathematics teachers? They conscioused Gen Z to overstand finance Bill and see now math teachers have been shown subtract. Even IEBC rooftop mazematics begot two impossible answers summed alternating infinity 10 or 15 years I can't can the minus of constitutional term limit calculator as if the republic is mathematically mental thus can't divide two mathematics. Bloooood of Jesus! Funke! 70 years old man! Wetin be this? Me am good in mathematics. Ah ok, then answer this: if the price of a free identity card divide by the squareroot of diameter of a randomized chapati is one million decimals where the republic's term limit algorithm has been sentenced to hang, how many Babus do you need to cancel a Sakaja in an equation where the constant integer is the Raila winning theorem but the decimal is rounding itself off to three mutative Maragas whose decimal return value is computing and displaying itself as El Chapo. Without using mathematics, calculate: a) the number of lawyers and supreme courts needed; b) the probability of suspension of constitution and finally c) round off your both answers to the nearest non-mathematical madness. You may use the Aoko predictive model for calculations. Have you made it touch severally? Unasema nini wewe? Nakuuliza umeshikanisha? Yaani can you can or can't you can?

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

I am deeply concerned at the news that the Rural Urban Private Hospitals Association intends to suspend healthcare services to Kenyans due to the failure of government to remit funds for their services.
The failure to remit refunds is unacceptable as the government-run Social Health Authority is responsible for these payments, and Kenyans have been paying into SHA (and before that into NHIF).
It is wrong and morally unacceptable to subject Kenyans to suffering when they need hospital services and medicines. I imagine that some of these cases need urgent medical attention and cannot wait. Lives are at stake. The government must seriously address the crumbling of healthcare institutions. Our Constitution guarantees Kenyans the right to the highest attainable standard of health.
For far too long, providing access to healthcare services has been chocked by poor policies and corrupt practices in government. We cannot be a people who make two steps forward and five steps backward because a few people have found a way to game the industry and enrich themselves.
A country with a sick population cannot advance. We must ensure the best healthcare institutions if we are to realize the aspirations on universal healthcare in our constitution.

[lynn mercy @lynnmercy3]

@StandardKenya Which support 🤣🤣🤣

[M7 @Nie_M7]

Whereabouts of activist Maverick Aoko unknown after an increased abductions and killings in Kenya 🇰🇪 by unknown people. Their are reports that these abductions are connected with President William Ruto's government.

#FreeAoko

[M7 @Nie_M7]

Farouk Kibet has been accused by Kenyans over involvement with Maverick Aoko's disappearance.

#FreeAoko

[Segera The Don @segera_clinton]

#FreeAoko
Let's just spread it till Aoko will be free
If it appears on your TL just retweet and Comment #FreeAoko

STOP ABDUCTING US‼️‼️

[𝕵𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖎 @JelaniMK]

Open Letter to @WilliamsRuto:

In all facets of life, whether in personal interactions or in business deals, the market will never lie to you about your desirability.

The People of Kenya, who hold sovereign power, have rejected you. Time and again they’ve said #RutoMustGo

You’ve lost all legitimacy you had as a leader, you have lost your supporters and managed to convince Millions of adults of sound mind that you’re not fit to be a husband, You’re not fit to be a father to your gaggle of degenerate children and most importantly, you’re not fit to lead this country.

You’ve abducted, tortured maimed or killed at least 1000 Innocent people in the last 6 months.

You’ve sold thousands more into slavery under the guise of labor export

You’ve looted trillions and stashed it abroad

You’ve sold our sovereign assets to shadowy entities.

Right now, we may seem weak, small, inconsequential, naive, stupid or other words you and those who serve you call us, but I assure you we are coming for you, your wife and your kids and your little friends. All of You will face justice one way or another.

The Kenyan people are a resilient people, you can’t kill everyone, you can’t exile everyone, you can’t buy/bribe everyone. A time is coming, where your wives, concubines, kids and kinsmen will look back at your actions and realize it was absolutely not worth it.

Just as sure as the sun rises in the East, Kenyans are coming for you because they shall not let Your EVIL outlive our country and Kenyans shall not let it be another unresolved uncured cancer that ravages our country for decades and kids read about in history books with no resolution. You can cut off one head, another will grow in its place. You can bribe one influencer, another one will rise up.

We have the luxury of time. We shall chase you out of office and around the world if we have to. It may not be me, or Amenya, or Kimuzi, or Hanifa, or Mwabili, or Oeba… it may not even be our generation that finally hangs you for your crimes, but it is coming. I promise you.

We are legion.

We are coming.

You’ll not get away with any of this.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND WILL BE ENOUGH.

[lynn mercy @lynnmercy3]

@princemwitiii Hehehe see who is calling morara a begger na halalali huko tiktok.

[lynn mercy @lynnmercy3]

@ngughii 😂😅😂😂😂😂

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@FarahMaalimM This is funny 😄😄😄😄

[lynn mercy @lynnmercy3]

@SteveMakawa Na MBONA za red tu 🤣🤣🤣

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@SteveMakawa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@LemayianLeiyan @USEmbassyKenya