Victoria Lynne Kelso

Sports Massage Therapist, ex cabin crew ask away.

[Victoria Lynne Kelso @lyntoria83]

@RSPBScotland managed to catch the video of a greater spotted woodpecker chick, just missed it being fed. Seen in Cumbernauld

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@NICKIMINAJ Hotel rebooked, trains tickets organised Shifts swapped, (schools being skipped) we will be there

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@mulberrywind @MarkW_1965 @GBNEWS @NicolaSturgeon Did you even bother to read the article, it tells you there it was posted by the NY times at 11.37 (16.37 in the UK).

[Victoria Lynne Kelso @lyntoria83]

#GMSF is it Ian Selley

[Alloa Athletic Women FC @AlloaAthWFC]

We are pleased to announce the signing of Lucy Kelso, a dynamic Right Back/Right Wing!

Formerly with Tullibudy, Lucy's unwavering dedication in recent weeks is commendable. Eager to witness her development over the next few months. 💪⚽

[Victoria Lynne Kelso @lyntoria83]

Me watching Gladiators right now

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@mr_johnny_mac Also spotted that, also came on to see if anyone else did 😂

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@Rev_CFC @NoContextHumans Should read Londoners be having sex like

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@TruRapLover1 @Ryanair You clearly don’t understand how aviation works do you? What you gonna sue them for, because air traffic control told them they couldn’t take off. Get a brain

[Victoria Lynne Kelso @lyntoria83]

@IngrameThomas

[Victoria Lynne Kelso @lyntoria83]

@BFairthorne @clairebubblepop I used to work in Private medical insurance until 2 months ago, and I can categorically tell you Ben, that you are by far in the minority. In most locations around Britain, you can’t even get in to see a GP within 2 weeks, and in most cases you h e to see the practice nurse first

[Victoria Lynne Kelso @lyntoria83]

@LiamCaron @Ryanair When people don’t realise that delays of flights, are 90% of the time, 0 to do with the airline and everything to do with airport handlers and air traffic control 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Victoria Lynne Kelso @lyntoria83]

@ScotRail I missed my train by seconds, because all the barriers at this side of the station are closed. Why?

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@padagoti @gnuman1979 I had to double take, I was on a cruise earlier this year and that ship is identical just no panda or fish stickers

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As if I couldn’t love @VancityReynolds anymore (even though he picked a welsh team to buy) he picked my home town drink over a Canadian one 🥳 @irnbru

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@dmck52 @DrProudman Yet I don’t wish to pay £2 to a family that already live in extravagance. No thank you

[Victoria Lynne Kelso @lyntoria83]

@edworx1 @DrProudman You can have a coronation without it costing £100,000,000, you can give everyone one of those people in poverty £1 million and still have over £80,000,000 left over. Tell me why that’s needed?

[Victoria Lynne Kelso @lyntoria83]

Today I turn 40, thing I love most about this is, so does Emily Blunt (who played my name sake). When I was born, I was a 11lb 4, my dad teased me that I was named Victoria (my first name) as I looked like Queen Victoria in her later years as a newborn. Happy 40th Birthday Emily

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@sharrond62 What does it have to do with you, do you live in Scotland, nope. It was also a cross party decision. Also drug legislation in Scotland lies firmly at Westminsters doors so if your going to be a d*ck head at least get your facts straight

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@Shagaluf2 @ian_w @pritchardtrench @theJeremyVine He actually does have a light, it’s attached to his helmet and is clearly on, but it being DAYLIGHT makes it less effective.