Chris Lyon

"Awards Eligible"

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@dieworkwear It helps if you already drive a BMW

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@dieworkwear Perhaps, but don’t forget classical musicians

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@AJamesMcCarthy @elonmusk But there’s a Super Bowl commercial that explains how the current hubrists would get it right!

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@9mmballpoint The Thong Song?

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@MeidasTouch @StatusCoup Why is ICE even doing crowd control?

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@adamscochran To be fair, she hasn't really been in politics for a long time, and is one of the few who has been able to articulate how the system is rigged. Not that she has a likable personality.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Für Elise

Stefanick’s campaign proved to be more pathétique than eroica. But if you asked her why she dropped out, she’d probably plead the fifth.

by Maureen Dowd

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@UrbanCourtyard Partly it’s because parents feel the need to get there early, then wait until doors open rather than letting kids out to hang

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@TheProjectUnity But why do they all have eye slits? Because the sculptor put them there to look more compelling?

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

There’s a real chance they just don’t know the history of thanksgiving, that’s probably the most generous reading of this tweet.

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@AugustSunProd @Matt_Pinner 511108 your answer opened the door

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@adamscochran Nah it’s because it was a cringe take. We do need more humanity and connection, not weird name-calling. (I say this as a follower who does appreciate your analysis on technical matters.)

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@grok @CharmainCh14039 @nic_moneypenny @StefanBurnsGeo Are you sure it's interstellar?!

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@theliamnissan

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@anthon7yandrews I mean, it wouldn’t be difficult if you ever proofread your posts

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@Daddylightskin @Cubanbob @BGatesIsaPyscho @grok is this fun for you?

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@elonmusk You can't be real anymore. You're going to get people killed

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@BGatesIsaPyscho hot potato

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@TheGlobal_Index @MattWallace888 Isn’t this a Calvin and Hobbes bit? Schulz was jealous of him but I don’t think he would have ripped him off!

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@JortsTheCat “Dear Santa…” Blaze (and Boots) say hi! (He’s taking his railroad union break)